By meltdowninrels - New Zealand - Wellington
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
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  RusticChick  |  27

I never stating it was a good sense of humor, nor a bad one for that matter. Just that she had one, maybe an interesting one. I found it somewhat humorous. Rude, but still humorous.

  killerdana  |  19

Maybe she knew her brothers girlfriend was shady and tried to tell him but he didn't listen. That happened with my brother and when he came to me complaining about his gf cheating on him I did my "I told you so" dance

  Mads_1234  |  28

I've hated pretty much every single one of my brother's girlfriends (they were horrible). It just means we care!

  Omegapi197  |  12

Or he is the type to date b#@*hy user girls. One of my best friends always dates the ahole. There were only so many times I could care when she gave me the sob story over and over.

  Axel5238  |  29

She may have seen Op's gf showing behavior that it wasn't a surprise or she could be someone that contributes to textsfromlastnight or at has stuff contributed about them.


I give a fuck about my brother's life. Especially his love life. He's my baby brother, if he ever came to me and told me his girlfriend cheated on him, I would be in jail for murder, and possibly assault