By meltdowninrels - 15/08/2014 22:09 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 184
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Got fucked over twice

Remember that for when she comes crying to you about her boyfriend

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Got fucked over twice

Wow OP the police. You dont deserve that. :(

Omg OP call the police you dont deserve that. :(

Dont give a fuck about her life

????priceless

Was it the middle finger doe..?

Deer have hooves...

probably a pinky resembling the size of ...

Ummm, #2 does it matter?

Your sister has quite the sense of humor.. lol. Still sorry about the situation though, OP

then OP comes back with telling his sister that his ex cheated with his sisters guy... funny sense of humor

she's just saying that she doesn't need to give a fuck and isn'going to.

I never stating it was a good sense of humor, nor a bad one for that matter. Just that she had one, maybe an interesting one. I found it somewhat humorous. Rude, but still humorous.

Lol yeah, OP should look on the bright side. I thought he was going to say that his sister told him she was the "other woman"

Can't go to sisters for that matter. Sisters always hate girlfriends

Not true, my sister thought my last girlfriend was pretty cool...

My brother always thought I thought that.

Maybe she knew her brothers girlfriend was shady and tried to tell him but he didn't listen. That happened with my brother and when he came to me complaining about his gf cheating on him I did my "I told you so" dance

Mads_1234 28

I've hated pretty much every single one of my brother's girlfriends (they were horrible). It just means we care!

Or he is the type to date b#@*hy user girls. One of my best friends always dates the ahole. There were only so many times I could care when she gave me the sob story over and over.

This is FML, a website where we are allowed to say bitchy. It is a lot easier on the eyes than what you put.

Do that next time she comes to you for moral support and see how she likes it

Damn, you as cold as ice! But funny lol.

#7 You know what they say, revenge is a dish best served cold.

she won't be able to get in a relationship if she's that big of a bitch.

Remember that for when she comes crying to you about her boyfriend

IF she has a boyfriend. I couldn't picture she does.

She may have seen Op's gf showing behavior that it wasn't a surprise or she could be someone that contributes to textsfromlastnight or at has stuff contributed about them.

What an interesting sense of humor! A bit dark for my taste, but interesting nonetheless.

Lmao sorry your girlfriend broke up with you op but your sister is funny

It's because he didn't keep calm and slap that ass ?

Sisters don't typically give a fuck about what happens in their brothers lives so now you know to never go to her for moral support ever again

Hey don't put all sisters in the same basket ! Just because OPs sister is a bitch doesn't mean everyone else is.

Actually most sisters are decent human beings who do care about their siblings. OPs sister was just being a bitch

I give a fuck about my brother's life. Especially his love life. He's my baby brother, if he ever came to me and told me his girlfriend cheated on him, I would be in jail for murder, and possibly assault

48- a little extreme wouldn't you say?

Compared to the other things I've threatened to do to people who do something to my little brother, I would say that's mild.