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By fuckthepopo - / Saturday 21 January 2012 02:31 / United States
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I was thinking you were saying that pissing on a jellyfish sting would do nothing but instead you were calling my comment stupid. Well then good day to you sir, yada yada yada ya, I bid you a farewell.

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4- I was literally about to say that. OP, of course I'd be offended, but considering it's a guy they might not be as delicate about it? I look at it this way- he didn't hang up on you so he could pee! At least he listened & tried, rather than hanging up or not picking up.

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Funny how you think your friend peeing is worse than your boyfriend cheating... Anyway, your ex is an asshole, and your friend apparently needs to stop taking liquids. ;)

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I doubt the username has anything to do with the FML. I am guessing that person who posted this FML probably didn't create their account just for this one story. If you are an FML reader first and a FML poster second your username may not mesh to your FML.

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"I piss on you and your problems" is the secret message of the conversation since he is your "best friend" but I guess he's just another poor guy who got friendzoned. I've gone through the exact same thing but instead of pissing, I said straight to her face "that's what you get when you go after the looks bitch." we were actually good friends but I was just pissed by standing there, offering everything she needs, supporting her all the time, while she blindly went after the fucking looks. So op, I hope you've learnt to give the nice guy a try. YDI.

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60- And I was saying that is was NOT one of the grossest. And that plenty of fetishes are worse. I would rather hot a hot chick pee on me then fuck a dog, a 3 year old, or my grandmother.

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Well it could still be considered on of the grossest fetishes. Yes they are fetishes that are grosser but it can be considered to be a pretty gross fetish. Also, other than the beginning, I agree with 74. That is what my point was. Surely let's resolve this matter by saying there is a lot of gross fetishes instead of flinging flaming shit at each other.

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92- You should probably read what you just posted. To quote a quote, "IF you WANT one". Key words are everywhere. Proceed to re-read and re-read until it completely soaks in.

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Telling an idiot who does not understand a simple thing to not being an insensitive jerk, is like telling a baby to not be a baby. The only difference is that the baby will stop being a baby over time but the idiot will remain an idiot.

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Fattylumptard, "bitch about nothing"?? BITCH ABOUT NOTHING?!?!!?!?1?11!!!1!!!1!1!!1,?! Her boyfriend CHEATED ON HER, in case your tiny brain can't understand: She caught her boyfriend in a relationship (or having sex) with another girl! My dad cheated on my mom (and she "practically" cheated on my dad beforw they officially divorced), I went through these situations as a second party spectator, I know where OP is coming from. You are a heartless ass-wipe, please open your mind to these situations before your ignorance post crap for you!!

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Well I am sorry for what you went through A_TEEN, but seeing your parents cheating on each other and being cheated may be similar, they are different things. You do not know what OP's been going through unless it has happened to you.

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She is an idiot. What chick bitches to a dude about shit. That's what girlfriends are for so they can bitch to each other about shit. No dude gives a fuck unless it is his girlfriend and then he has to.

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1) I'm a "raging feminist" because I don't think people should cheat on each other? Damn...guess I have been a raging feminist for quite some time. 2) Telling me I've never seen a penis before? Are you 12? 3) Some girls have guy friends that actually want to help and listen to them when they are depressed. You're obviously not one of these types of friends, and so what? Not everyone likes people to vent to them. I personally don't either. Even so, sometimes what seems to you like "bitching over nothing" can have a big affect on other people. But, you're probably not going to care about any of what I just said, and it's cool. Just figured I might as well state my case while I'm browsing. Have a nice day.

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