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if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his

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Heck that isn't gross, what's gross is the fact that you are either best friends with a perv, or you pay someone to come make waves in the pool... with your daughter. lolwat? Yah, I suppose it is gross.

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Oh gross! Your daughter is a fucking whore, however this is NOT an FML for you. More like Fyourdaughter'sLife because when she turns 40 and is reflecting on her life, she'll realize that because she fucked so many people, her hoo ha! now looks like a piece of viciously chewed bubblegum. And also Fthekid'sLife for having a mom comparable to that of Kat Stacks (shudders) Good Luck OP!

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#1 is the father. It's gonna be a cute little Asian baby. :D OP: I agree with the YDI for raising a slut sentiment. She's old enough to make her own choices, but I gotta think you did something along the way to make her the way she is. >_>

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wait, did she tell you it was a toss up between the two?! or did you know already know your 45 year old best friend+the pool guy have been banging your daughter?! or did you just happen to say "my daughter is pregnant" in front of them, and then they both looked at you surprised/ashamed/ecstatic?!

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I needa quit being lied to. my iPod thinks ok to switch the first comment from mine to yours. :/

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PS 33, I think her hoo ha would be comparable to that of an arby's roast beef sandwich. or a vertical bacon sandwich. or some sort of sandwich!!

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Arby's roast beef sandwiches have female genitalia? I learned something. :D (I'm only being nitpicky about your post because it's funny to read it this way)

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wait, I'm the father? because you couldn't have meant the other possible #1, hes just a nipple. but I'm not Asian. I dunno what's happeneing here, intoxicunt. this brings to mind a certain song: I am not a whore. (but I like to do it.)

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#33: Wow - a little harsh, aren't you? The girl is 19, and old enough to be making her own decisions - including who she sleeps with. Having had 2 sexual partners doesn't make her a slut or a ho.

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#105 - It does. Technically it double does because slut and hoe are synonymous unless you are talking about the farm implement. So she is both. Welcome to the Aperture Science Hoe chamber. Pool boys here. Old friends here. Old Men here. Pools here.

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#105, how is that not a whorish? I can't enumerate the number of things that are wrong with what she did, but I'll say a few : 1. both are far too old for her, those kind of relationships aren't healthy, it's true she's 19 which is considered an adult in most of the world, but anyone that remembers what it was like at 19 knows you're not really that much of an adult yet psychologically. 2. sleeping with 2 guys at approx the same time(otherwise it wouldn't be a toss up) is kind of slutish. 3.

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Did you sleep with too many men? Did you not put a wrapper on that lollipop? Did you get pregnant abd now don't know who yo baby daddy is? GO TO THE MAURY SHOW! NOW. Call 1-800-ima-slut Find out who yo baby daddy is, now!

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seriously, the OP probably lives in some ghetto apartment complex, that's why her daughter is even pregant at that age in the first place. the "pool boy" is probably some sick rapist maintenence man, and if your daughter wants to bang older men, it's who and how she was brought up that makes her do so.

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@ The_good_times: There needs to be more information to determine if the OP's daughter is a whore. Assuming she is, there are still several things wrong with your argument. Problem with 1st statement: Considering both these men are significantly older than her and as you stated she may not be psychologically ready to make adult decisions it's less of her being a whore and has more to do with them taking advantage of her. Thus the 2 men are actually the ones who should be looked down on. Of c

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155- Seriously?? Someone like you only makes fun others so you can feel better about yourself. You must be a total loser. FYL

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I'd just like to say, my mom had a baby at 19 but she married the guy, and he was only a year older than her.

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I sort of agree. This looks like a deep-rooted daddy issue. Both possibilities are quite old, and one is old enough to be her father. Go on Maury. Please. The white trash need to know they live among people with pools as well.

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at least she's not a minor, so you don't have to help her take care of it. getting pregnant was her own fault.

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