By small dick energy - 02/05/2019 04:00

Today, I found out just how much of a psychotically insecure nitwit my boyfriend is. He flew into a screaming rage that I was only adding cucumbers to my water and my meals lately to insinuate that he has a small penis. Yeah, I’m confused too. FML
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It might help if you didn’t circumcise the cucumbers before swallowing them whole.

I had a boyfriend like that once.. I left him. I couldn’t deal with his insecurities especially since he didn’t want to get professional help. He was too toxic

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time to go find a big dick lol

It might help if you didn’t circumcise the cucumbers before swallowing them whole.

This is definitely Little dick attitude

Now start adding pickles instead.

But make sure they're gherkins pickles 😂🤣

Ditch the huge dick and go find a huge dick

Or an ordinary-sized dick attached to a guy who knows how to use it, because that’s just as good, right? Right?

I had a boyfriend like that once.. I left him. I couldn’t deal with his insecurities especially since he didn’t want to get professional help. He was too toxic

OP, better hold off on that hot dog & bratwurst grill-out this weekend!

ViviMage 38

Maybe it's time to buy squat, short, and thick cucumbers?

You need to get out of there ASAP. This will only escalate.

Your username XD