Today, I found out just how much of a psychotically insecure nitwit my boyfriend is. He flew into a screaming rage that I was only adding cucumbers to...

By small dick energy - 2/5/2019 04:00

Today, I found out just how much of a psychotically insecure nitwit my boyfriend is. He flew into a screaming rage that I was only adding cucumbers to my water and my meals lately to insinuate that he has a small penis. Yeah, I’m confused too. FML

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7799128 - Thursday 2 May 2019 4:16

It might help if you didn’t circumcise the cucumbers before swallowing them whole.

By purplekanc | 13

#7799146 - Thursday 2 May 2019 6:47

I had a boyfriend like that once.. I left him. I couldn’t deal with his insecurities especially since he didn’t want to get professional help. He was too toxic

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By Steo420 | 6

#7799127 - Thursday 2 May 2019 4:04

time to go find a big dick lol

By RichardPencil | 27

#7799128 - Thursday 2 May 2019 4:16

It might help if you didn’t circumcise the cucumbers before swallowing them whole.

Iamthebanzai22 | 11

#7799131 - Thursday 2 May 2019 4:26

Hahahaha!!!

By aangel94 | 9

#7799129 - Thursday 2 May 2019 4:19

This is definitely Little dick attitude

By Sinshine | 25

#7799133 - Thursday 2 May 2019 4:30

Now start adding pickles instead.

Charlie Given | 21

#7799134 - Thursday 2 May 2019 4:43

But make sure they're gherkins pickles 😂🤣

By Sonotsuave | 32

#7799135 - Thursday 2 May 2019 5:12

Ditch the huge dick and go find a huge dick

RichardPencil | 27

#7799357 - Thursday 2 May 2019 16:57

Or an ordinary-sized dick attached to a guy who knows how to use it, because that’s just as good, right?

Right?

By purplekanc | 13

#7799146 - Thursday 2 May 2019 6:47

I had a boyfriend like that once.. I left him. I couldn’t deal with his insecurities especially since he didn’t want to get professional help. He was too toxic