FML : Today, I found out half of the staff at work have been spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my boss. The other half are spreading rumours I'm sleeping with...

Today, I found out half of the staff at work have been spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my boss. The other half are spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my subordinate. In reality, every night I go home to an apartment so empty that I don't even have condiments, to sleep alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ShanghaiSam - / Wednesday 17 May 2017 04:00 / China - Shanghai

Work

Intimacy

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By PennyLane27 | 30

#7455965 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 11:23

Figure out who is saying stuff, and take it to HR. Pretttttty sure that's a form of harassment. Ain't nobody got time for that!

By RichardPencil | 22

#7455957 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 11:09

You need to keep condiments handy, just in case you do start sleeping with your boss or your underling. You gotta stay safe!

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7455957 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 11:09

You need to keep condiments handy, just in case you do start sleeping with your boss or your underling. You gotta stay safe!

pjsr | 30

#7456014 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 02:34

'Underling'

RichardPencil | 22

#7456017 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 02:41

It's a word! A good one when there's a possible sexual meaning.

By PennyLane27 | 30

#7455965 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 11:23

Figure out who is saying stuff, and take it to HR. Pretttttty sure that's a form of harassment. Ain't nobody got time for that!

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#7456029 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 03:22

Why don't you have any condiments? What happens if a burger or a hot dog shows up at your place? What will you do with no ketchup or mustard?

By Kl0wnPunch | 8

#7456080 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 07:31

welcome to middle management. it will continue for the rest of your career.

By Alexandria79 | 22

#7456083 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 07:35

there needs to be a sad face icon ?

By _AHZ | 6

#7456156 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 10:38

That's what you get for living in Communist China.

By TheyCallMeDamien | 17

#7456378 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 06:32

Sounds like jealousy and resentment.

By WTF STFU | 3

#7456400 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 07:07

You need to start fucking people since they think you are anyway and who knows ya might get a promotion.

By Attacksloth | 33

#7457095 - Friday 19 May 2017 12:31

Is quitting a possibility? This honestly sounds like an irreparable toxic work culture.

By Mike_Oxhard | 14

#7457129 - Friday 19 May 2017 02:06

Your only option now is to actually sleep with your boss and your subordinate. Everyone already thinks it's true and you're lonely, so no damage done. Except if either of them have a wife, then you should keep it hush-hush.