FML : Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and...

Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML

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By TuT - / Friday 19 September 2014 17:58 / France

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By SarahSehhati | 40

#6069386 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:07

I would take a picture of him in the tub put it on Facebook and post: Someone started their period....

By AFaye3964 | 17

#6069379 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:06

Thats a horrible prank to pull!

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By AFaye3964 | 17

#6069379 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:06

Thats a horrible prank to pull!

OysterPearls | 33

#6069404 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:11

I will never understand why people find it funny to do things like this to people that care about them...

Silver7827 | 14

#6069406 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:11

I agree, would have been worse if she fainted though, there might be actual blood if she hit the floor hard enough.

littleteapot | 21

#6069427 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:30

Next time he does this just start laughing and say, "Good thing I took out a life insurance policy on him!"

Martnikk | 15

#6069576 - Saturday 20 September 2014 9:29

#11 this is called morbid humor and some people get a crack out of it.

ChevyRedneck85 | 13

#6069713 - Saturday 20 September 2014 15:26

That's great. I'm trying this on my wife.

garrett_8614 | 14

#6069814 - Saturday 20 September 2014 17:42

So since the camera messed up, does this mean we won't see the video on YouTube?

Sports_guy3 | 28

#6073419 - Thursday 25 September 2014 4:20

Kinda does.

xXxGraveStonexXx | 20

#6268502 - Tuesday 21 April 2015 1:05

Dexter ♥

By SarahSehhati | 40

#6069386 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:07

I would take a picture of him in the tub put it on Facebook and post: Someone started their period....

ChristianH39 | 30

#6069393 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:08

I really doubt any good could come from having that picture

ChristianH39 | 30

#6069410 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:13

Didn't see the edit, I stand corrected lol

Nyx7 | 24

#6069527 - Saturday 20 September 2014 7:30

That sounds wonderful, bet he wont do it again

orsombre_fml | 11

#6069770 - Saturday 20 September 2014 16:32

What a great idea!

By Razi_tail | 25

#6069388 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:07

Oh I would be furious with him! Time for some revenge.

Lct1196 | 31

#6069474 - Saturday 20 September 2014 6:30

As long as it doesnt include that type of humor. It really isnt funny to pretend to commit suicide. In fact, Im glad the "prank" didn't record correctly

By theladygamer | 10

#6069389 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:07

Bloody hell man xD

By A07 | 48

#6069391 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:07

Sounds like you have a keeper.

Sports_guy3 | 28

#6073421 - Thursday 25 September 2014 4:22

Come back to the website when you have learned how to use your brain.

TheLynx_fml | 20

#6530846 - Sunday 7 February 2016 5:47

Lol I agree

By Drfucked | 9

#6069394 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:08

Your husband sounds awesome. Still an awful joke to pull on someone who loves you!

By Pingvinai | 37

#6069395 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:08

He has started a war. Get back at him!

By KaterinaPatrova | 10

#6069398 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:09

this is hilarious!

By MLardinos | 14

#6069405 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:11

That is horrible! I'm sorry OP. I would have had a heart attack.

By Godsofdracos | 15

#6069407 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:12

Be happy you have a humorous husband :)

Khaleesi_26 | 30

#6069433 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:37

Thats not funny for someone to fake their death for a prank. Thats just plain horrible.

iwadasn | 32

#6069452 - Saturday 20 September 2014 6:07

I don't think you or OP's husband understand what humor actually is. Making a loved one think you killed yourself is cruel, not funny.

Nordrag | 25

#6069521 - Saturday 20 September 2014 7:26

To be fair. Some people find humor in cruelty. I would assume if that was part of their sense of humor you would know before marrying them. So this type of prank shouldn't be completely unexpected.

Godsofdracos | 15

#6069648 - Saturday 20 September 2014 13:32

Keep in mind he may have got the idea from a friend or the internet; the main point is that if he pulled one prank he's probably pulled more. Who the hell wants a boring relationship?

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