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This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Superficial
Today, I found my high school crush on Facebook. He asked me out. Too bad he's fat and bald now. FML
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C8H18 33
And I am sure you haven't changed since high school.
Josephinii 3
Shallow, much?!?
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MidnaLink 33
I hit "YDI" just because of the last statement.
Josephinii 3
Shallow, much?!?
Dave_Davington 33
It's a high school crush. What, you were expecting True Love?
C8H18 33
And I am sure you haven't changed since high school.
Surewhatever 35
Actually, I did! Much more confident now! Definitely would have acted on my feelings.
C8H18 33
Shallow with a side order of ditzy. I'd say he dodged a bullet.
Surewhatever 35
Actually I was valedictorian, and a very awkward one at that. Hence the immense shyness that brought upon this FML!
C8H18 33
You can be book smart and still ditzy, self-proclaimed-smart-one.
Gaimeboy 7
Intelligence is hard to define. You can be smart in one area and incompetent in another, but I can certainly see that your so-called intelligence blinds you, because apparently his personality must not matter. By the way, I thought I'd give you a little advice: It's not 'what' you know, it's 'who' you know that matters.
sirdannyboy1 20
Can't wait to see the triggered perfectionist that you are.
ImminentDisaster 12
The text on this won't show for me
mariri9206 32
"Today, I found my high school crush on Facebook. He asked me out. Too bad he's fat and bald now. FML."
Glowworm56 26
So he's finally noticed you but it's too late because you obviously only liked him for his looks apparently.
Surewhatever 35
I was only 13. I guess you were incredibly deep and only all about personality when you were a very shy teenager, admiring from afar? C'mon.
Surewhatever 35
I was 13, and could barely form a sentence without turning purple. It wasn't a deep relationship to begin with.
RinoaHeartilly 36
You're an adult now, though, and still seem like you're full of shit.
Gaimeboy 7
By the way, if that picture is you? You're not exactly a catch yourself.
RinoaHeartilly 36
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
mariri9206 32
And you've, apparently, become a vapid and shallow jerk. Maybe you should put his looks aside, go on a date, and see if you have any chemistry.
Surewhatever 35
I had moved 380 miles away. It was 20 years later. EOS
EmagehtmaI 5
Are you still hot?
sweetbliss3 37
come on people, don't act all high and mighty etc. I'm not shallow but I definitely have to have some sort of attraction to someone before I even think of going on a date and I know y'all do, too. it's majority personality, but if there's no attraction it won't last.
C8H18 33
Being someone's former crush is more than implied attraction. Suddenly losing interest in that crush because of a change in appearance is the very definition of shallow.
sweetbliss3 37
it's not shallow it's what you're attracted to. obviously she doesn't find this person attractive. I had an ex who was 200 ish pounds and got up to about 515 throughout our relationship. I was no longer attracted to him. granted that's not why I ended it but you get the point.
HayNow 11
Exactly. All of a sudden these newly self-righteous people would totally go after their fat bald crush now.....
shea627 20
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