I hit "YDI" just because of the last statement.

Shallow, much?!?

It's a high school crush. What, you were expecting True Love?

And I am sure you haven't changed since high school.

Actually, I did! Much more confident now! Definitely would have acted on my feelings.

Shallow with a side order of ditzy. I'd say he dodged a bullet.

Actually I was valedictorian, and a very awkward one at that. Hence the immense shyness that brought upon this FML!

You can be book smart and still ditzy, self-proclaimed-smart-one.

Intelligence is hard to define. You can be smart in one area and incompetent in another, but I can certainly see that your so-called intelligence blinds you, because apparently his personality must not matter.

By the way, I thought I'd give you a little advice: It's not 'what' you know, it's 'who' you know that matters.

Can't wait to see the triggered perfectionist that you are.

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"Today, I found my high school crush on Facebook. He asked me out. Too bad he's fat and bald now. FML."

So he's finally noticed you but it's too late because you obviously only liked him for his looks apparently.

I was only 13. I guess you were incredibly deep and only all about personality when you were a very shy teenager, admiring from afar? C'mon.

I was 13, and could barely form a sentence without turning purple. It wasn't a deep relationship to begin with.

You're an adult now, though, and still seem like you're full of shit.

By the way, if that picture is you? You're not exactly a catch yourself.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

And you've, apparently, become a vapid and shallow jerk. Maybe you should put his looks aside, go on a date, and see if you have any chemistry.

I had moved 380 miles away. It was 20 years later. EOS

Are you still hot?

come on people, don't act all high and mighty etc. I'm not shallow but I definitely have to have some sort of attraction to someone before I even think of going on a date and I know y'all do, too. it's majority personality, but if there's no attraction it won't last.

Being someone's former crush is more than implied attraction. Suddenly losing interest in that crush because of a change in appearance is the very definition of shallow.

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