By MoRuined - 09/10/2014 10:27 - South Africa - Johannesburg

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Today, I found my first grey hair. How? My boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to point it out. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37
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Well where was the grey hair...?

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darwinism 30
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Next time you are having sex and he is really close to finishing, stop and ask him if he thinks red will be a good colour to cover up your grey hair.

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JMichael 25
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Must not be that satisfying if he's bored enough to point out grey hairs.

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MrConcise 34
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He's probably trying not to climax too early because OP is smoking hot. I'm definitely into cougars. ;)

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Rulerray97 25
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You had one job. Give sympathy or at least a funny comment. Aanndd you fucked up -.-

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devildog562 33
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At #16 Who says she's a cougar? I have some Greys in my beard and in 26...

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GentlemanBastard 15
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Why is sympathy ranked over a funny comment? This is what's wrong with FML.

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foxwasalamb 24
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@27, my boyfriend was 17 and has white hair, white eyelashes, and white in his beard sporadically

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devildog562 33
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Just realized I said in 26, I swear I'm not in 26. I'm 26 **

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zarosian 17
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You dated Santa? :o

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Erto 17
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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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JMichael 25
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How is this relevant to the FML?

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UnidentifiedFun 37
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Well where was the grey hair...?

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sayyestothedress 24
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You should point out what a small dick he has!

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snoopy325 23
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At least he's comfortable with you. My husband stops if he thinks he sees a pimple somewhere and I have to remind him it's not the time.

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ChristianH39 30
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Because you've never had a pimple right?

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cjwayy 22
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Yes because pimples aren't a natural thing that happens to the vast majority of humans, it's "nasty"

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devildog562 33
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Did he pull the hair in a sexy way ?

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Enslaved 36
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Ha, and if it had 50 shades, he would have pulled the hair right out of its root!

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iireenee 23
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That's an awfull thing to hear! I really hope he keeps that to himself at those moments next time! Goodluck with your hair!

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darwinism 30
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Next time you are having sex and he is really close to finishing, stop and ask him if he thinks red will be a good colour to cover up your grey hair.

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EverestMelting 23
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What if he's into that?

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WolfyGrace 24
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Remind me how that's a bad thing, 17. Because I'm pretty sure it isn't bad if OP's boyfriend is into red strands/streaks of hair if she has it.

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annarcheer 19
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wow now I see what he was focused on.

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cdawg69 10
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juzt stop....

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BadApple88 29
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Well as long as the sex was good...

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Goblin182 26
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I'm thinking that if the sex were good he wouldn't have noticed a grey hair.

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devildog562 33
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Maybe the hair was right in his face. Think about it ...

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worldclassrager 39
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Would ya look at that...

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