FML : Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel...

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By notmyrealname123 - / Monday 25 August 2014 00:08 / Canada - Kitchener

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By lex1459 | 38

#6047334 - Monday 25 August 2014 12:09

Well at least your cat actually obeyed you. That's pretty rare for cats.

By Timpa70 | 18

#6047331 - Monday 25 August 2014 12:06

That's some Chip and Dale action right there.

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By Timpa70 | 18

#6047331 - Monday 25 August 2014 12:06

That's some Chip and Dale action right there.

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6047378 - Monday 25 August 2014 13:46

Chip and dale are chipmunks, but I see your point anyways. ;)

Ravike | 17

#6047430 - Monday 25 August 2014 15:27

I never thought cats obey there owners that much :/ cats are too bossy

Onyxdragon | 9

#6047432 - Monday 25 August 2014 15:27

what you ask for, you shall receive.

wanted_2_want | 40

#6048017 - Tuesday 26 August 2014 4:52

"Their" #33

By tealrobot | 15

#6047333 - Monday 25 August 2014 12:09

at least your cat didnt kill the poor squirrel?

killerdana | 19

#6048259 - Tuesday 26 August 2014 7:52

I'd rather my cat kill the squirrel than have it ruining loose in my house.

By lex1459 | 38

#6047334 - Monday 25 August 2014 12:09

Well at least your cat actually obeyed you. That's pretty rare for cats.

mrhe3t | 9

#6047743 - Monday 25 August 2014 23:05

That is so true, these creature do what they want, when they want if they feel like it, and then they come pur at you to get belly rubs and back rubs... and food.

By mariamilian | 20

#6047335 - Monday 25 August 2014 12:11

Makes me wonder why the squirrel was in your house in the first place.

toowie_fml | 20

#6047338 - Monday 25 August 2014 12:16

Because the cat brought it inside?

mrwilsong | 6

#6047379 - Monday 25 August 2014 13:48

Can't tell if stupid or just trolling.

notmyrealname123 | 16

#6048297 - Tuesday 26 August 2014 8:54

I guess you would have to ask the squirrel. The thing is that the cat never went outside there was a hole in my door the squirrel got into the house through, I have no idea why it would go so close to a cat.

By Queensland | 27

#6047336 - Monday 25 August 2014 12:12

How do you know the squirrel and cat didn't meet at the tree, hit it off, and wanted to chill back at the house? Wow, cold, OP.

JMichael | 25

#6047368 - Monday 25 August 2014 13:37

No my human just ruined a perfectly good meal..:(

jerryj | 27

#6047370 - Monday 25 August 2014 13:39

If they're old enough for such behaviour, then they're also old enough to move out and get their own damn place where they can do as they please.

By just16letters | 15

#6047339 - Monday 25 August 2014 12:16

So he drove you nuts then?

octinate | 17

#6047756 - Monday 25 August 2014 23:19

It's actually really good fun free exercise for you op!

By Mauskau | 35

#6047343 - Monday 25 August 2014 12:27

My cat brought us a squirrel once. We left him outside for too long so my cat got bored of it squirming and killed it, left it on the doormat and walked off. He's brought live pigeons into the house though which is annoying.