By Squid - Australia - Hornsby
Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML
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  mclauren29  |  22

Yeah, I thought it was a big joke. Hoping those meds are continuing to work, OP. Next time it might not be your parents who discover you nursing rotting vegetables.

  Marrach  |  7

Haha. I thought the same and YDI.. But once I saw the meds part; OP has a condition. Hey! Atleast OP didn't throw or beat it thinking its an alien invasion. Either way , That sucks OP, FYL


Actually 38) delusions are fixed false beliefs- like someone believing without a doubt that they are the reincarnation of Jesus, or that aliens are trying to insert thoughts into their mind.. If OP's seeing celery as alien babies, it's more likely that she's hallucinating (sensory misperceptions).
Oh and 44) not everyone who has schizophrenia is necessarily delusional. It's just one of the possible symptoms.

  deadmoron1  |  1

114-Because "self diagnosed teens" get prescribed medication that actually helps with their "self diagnosis" right? You have no idea what you're talking about.


Thank you, 116. And 114, there is an illness that causes delusions, it is called schizophrenia. I speak from experience that it causes you to believe things that are not real. And a medicine I was on (for schizophrenia) before took a while to work too, so before you go judging OP and calling her a "self diagnosed teen", think about it, asshole.

By  laurenlovesjb  |  20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment


33 - If she's going to be callous to OP, she damn well better expect to be judged. How would you like to be asked, "WTF? What is wrong with you?" if YOU had some sort of condition that you couldn't control?

  cosmosis  |  12

Yes 53. Im deadset serious. I will tolerate people to an extent. What i dont approve of along with many others are "callous" comments made towards someone with a disability or mental illness.