Miscellaneous: Today, I found a letter in the postbox at my new flat which ran...

By Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found a letter in the postbox at my new flat which ran something along these lines of: "Hi. We're the gas company. You owe us £1,229.79 and have 7 days to pay us. Lotsa love, dated 7th September." FML

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By Embarrassed daughter.. - United States

Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML

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By RainbowSuck - Canada

Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML

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By blue - United Kingdom - London

Today, my swimming coach made us swim fifty laps non-stop as punishment for his previous class being unable to swim a drill properly. They're 8-11 year olds who are still learning to swim. I feel like my arms and legs are filled with lead. FML

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By Anon - United States

Today, while at work I passed out due to my blood sugar not being normal. Despite the fact that it took 10 minutes to wake me, no one thought I was in any sort of danger. After the episode, I then got fired for "sleeping on the job." FML

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By Anonymous

Not the one

Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my neighbors were busted for a meth lab in their garage. Yesterday, I signed the mortgage. Welcome to our new neighborhood, kids. FML

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By couch potato - 16/3/2020 03:03

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike

Today, I argued with my mom that I deserved enough independence to ride my bike to school. Halfway there, I realized I was so out of shape that I had to call her for a ride. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

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By SadPuppy - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got my first acting part. I played the role of a bad boy who has to grab the leading lady's ass, who then slaps me in the face. The ass grab was done in one take. The slap required 14 takes. FML

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By Cora - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

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By thisbethed - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss made up a rumor that I was quitting my job so I wouldn't get the promotion that was coming up. There goes that raise I've been wanting for six months. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year old". FML

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By Denki - China - Beijing

Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML

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By anonymous - United States - Lubbock

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML

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By oops123 - United States

Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for 2 months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed he says "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I dont pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well technically my fiancée." FML

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By Jen

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 7/12/2020 08:02

Proud boy

Today, I went on a Tinder date. He seemed pretty normal. Very handsome, and a complete gentleman. Turned out he's a white supremacist. FML

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By meyo555 - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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By iwantpizza69 - United States

Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML

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By theassman - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that when the power goes out at my house, my family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet. FML

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By sopissed - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demoted me to girlfriend status. I was sitting in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Mahwah

Today, I bought a Santa hat. After wearing the hat for a few hours, I noticed a strange lump near the tip of it. I stuck my hand inside to dig out the mysterious object. It was a dead cockroach. FML

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By crazyman. - United States - Keller

TMI

Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML

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By melonhead77 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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By . - United States

Today, I convinced my father that "Juanito", our relative who needed money for immediate surgery in Mexico was a stranger attempting to scam him. I was $1400 too late. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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By cheated - Australia

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML

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By Twomanybananas

Today, I found a banana on my bed. It was black and shriveled because I accidentally left it there after I thought I finished the whole bushel I bought last week. I've been sleeping in my bed all week and didn't notice. FML

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By fail - United States

Today, I found out yet another of my guy friends liked me. I posted that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML

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By O0hdear - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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By wowzersthatsucks - United States

Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, "Sorry wrong Catherine". FML

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By Discostu80 - Australia

Today, I was at an awards dinner. I whispered in my wifes ear that she looked really pretty. She whispered in my ear that I should stop clapping so loud because I was embarrassing her. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML

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By ihaveahome - Czech Republic

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

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By robthebuilder - Canada

Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML

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By shuttuplily | 0

#603248 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:07

Did they spray it with perfume and make a lipstick kissy mark at the bottom too?

By alwaysalady | 0

#603329 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:23

its not verbatim, he paraphrased, humorously. Its probably fro the previous tennents. That sucks

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By JohnE3 | 0

#603234 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:05

You got the cash, right?

iKaite | 0

#603283 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:12

But its the 4th of October. Nearly a month late. Im guessing it was a fake letter.

seanreddog | 4

#603288 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:13

YDI FOR NOT BEING AMERICAN!!!

Sue! Sue! Sue!... Where is Sue, anyway?

polkadot1196 | 0

#603306 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:18

See, this means it is a fake letter, which means DON'T pay them!

the_stereotype | 0

#603675 - Sunday 4 October 2009 23:55

agreed. it's probably a prank letter. it's even written like one.

mohomonopoly | 0

#603896 - Monday 5 October 2009 1:34

Im so sick of seeing FML's from other countries!! I just cant relate to them, why cant they all just be from america..

Kylias | 6

#603961 - Monday 5 October 2009 2:04

... I hope you're not serious, #58.

pingpongpickle | 8

#1021956 - Monday 7 June 2010 0:03

what did 58 say??

By shuttuplily | 0

#603248 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:07

Did they spray it with perfume and make a lipstick kissy mark at the bottom too?

By xshyguyx | 0

#603249 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:07

When did you move in? Cuz you probably should have checked the mail back then instead of waiting about a month later to realize you're overdue

kyliebear | 15

#4941388 - Monday 17 September 2012 13:04

#3 It's fake..lol.

By fringle | 0

#603268 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:10

uh oh

By pwnrzero | 0

#603274 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:11

meh. if this is from the previous person, the not FYL worthy

By MaxOfMetal | 0

#603279 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:12

And what did they say when you called them? Was your NAME on the account? Think before you say you're doomed.

By sweetspicegirl | 0

#603295 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:15

i dont get it

sayyestothedress | 24

#6062743 - Friday 12 September 2014 3:50

Me either

By dnlphm94 | 0

#603297 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:15

Lotsa love? What company ends a letter with something like that? I say the letter is fake. They're trying to scam you.

DoomJeff91 | 2

#603304 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:17

Are you serious dude? Do you not get the humor that the OP is using? Reread it please.

rosierosierosie | 0

#603309 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:18

so much fail in one post

powertoast_3000 | 6

#1775431 - Wednesday 1 December 2010 0:10

someone who FINALLY gets this!! it's so irritating "ooh t's fake if it says lotsa love" for god's sake...

By rabidcactus | 0

#603299 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:15

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=30394

By alwaysalady | 0

#603329 - Sunday 4 October 2009 20:23

its not verbatim, he paraphrased, humorously. Its probably fro the previous tennents. That sucks