FML : Today, I found a leather book in my husband's sock drawer with "BRO CODE" on the front. It was blank except for the last page, which said, "NICE TRY SUSAN...

Today, I found a leather book in my husband's sock drawer with "BRO CODE" on the front. It was blank except for the last page, which said, "NICE TRY SUSAN BUT EVERYONE KNOWS BRO CODE IS UNWRITTEN AND FOR GUYS ONLY". Well-played, husband. Well-played. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 June 2018 05:00 /

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By jbuckets_404 | 34

#7649160 - Sunday 17 June 2018 5:05

Or because your name ISN'T Susan?

By blahblabbity | 18

#7649158 - Sunday 17 June 2018 5:02

is this FML because your name is Susan?

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By blahblabbity | 18

#7649158 - Sunday 17 June 2018 5:02

is this FML because your name is Susan?

By jbuckets_404 | 34

#7649160 - Sunday 17 June 2018 5:05

Or because your name ISN'T Susan?

By TheUnforgiven | 8

#7649163 - Sunday 17 June 2018 5:15

YDI, respect your husband's privacy and trust him. Or you two really need to talk.

chyiochan | 27

#7649297 - Sunday 17 June 2018 12:48

Are you fucking retarded? I do the laundry for my husband and kids, so I'd find shit like that instantly. Drawers in a dresser are not snooping places.

Silverion Sairee | 5

#7649646 - Monday 18 June 2018 9:02

They still invaded their husband's privacy by looking inside the book. Just because they weren't technically snooping, they still found the book and opened it. Instead of leaving it alone.

By wrhapsody | 9

#7649170 - Sunday 17 June 2018 6:25

YDI. plus you stole this from elsewhere.

By 1known | 27

#7649179 - Sunday 17 June 2018 6:43

Living with someone who follows something as stupid as the "bro code" is a true FML situation.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7649244 - Sunday 17 June 2018 10:28

Hold on! I paid $250 for a looseleaf binder with The Bro Code. It has wisdom like no talking in the men's room, a list of good negs, and condoms are for losers.

You're telling me that might not be legit?

chyiochan | 27

#7649298 - Sunday 17 June 2018 12:50

Pretty sure you were gypped and you're reading a binder full of Pokemon cards.

raven_of_azarath | 25

#7649451 - Sunday 17 June 2018 20:09

There’s actually a book containing the bro code. It’s a How I Met Your Mother thing.

RichardPencil | 25

#7649920 - Monday 18 June 2018 18:09

Maybe so, but they are definitely not ordinary Pokemon cards. The image of Squirtle is quite disturbing, and I don't believe there's a Pokemon called Blumpkin.