Today, I found a leather book in my husband's sock drawer with "BRO CODE" on the front. It was blank except for the last page, which said, "NICE TRY SUSAN BUT EVERYONE KNOWS BRO CODE IS UNWRITTEN AND FOR GUYS ONLY". Well-played, husband. Well-played. FML
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jbuckets_404
| 38
Or because your name ISN'T Susan?
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blahblabbity
| 19
is this FML because your name is Susan?
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blahblabbity
| 19
is this FML because your name is Susan?
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jbuckets_404
| 38
Or because your name ISN'T Susan?
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TheUnforgiven
| 8
YDI, respect your husband's privacy and trust him. Or you two really need to talk.
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chyiochan
| 30
Are you fucking retarded? I do the laundry for my husband and kids, so I'd find shit like that instantly. Drawers in a dresser are not snooping places.
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Silverion Sairee
| 13
They still invaded their husband's privacy by looking inside the book. Just because they weren't technically snooping, they still found the book and opened it. Instead of leaving it alone.
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wrhapsody
| 10
YDI. plus you stole this from elsewhere.
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1known
| 29
Living with someone who follows something as stupid as the "bro code" is a true FML situation.
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RichardPencil
| 28
Hold on! I paid $250 for a looseleaf binder with The Bro Code. It has wisdom like no talking in the men's room, a list of good negs, and condoms are for losers.
You're telling me that might not be legit?
You're telling me that might not be legit?
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chyiochan
| 30
Pretty sure you were gypped and you're reading a binder full of Pokemon cards.
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raven_of_azarath
| 32
There’s actually a book containing the bro code. It’s a How I Met Your Mother thing.
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RichardPencil
| 28
Maybe so, but they are definitely not ordinary Pokemon cards. The image of Squirtle is quite disturbing, and I don't believe there's a Pokemon called Blumpkin.
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Davros
| 12
first rule of bro code is never talk about bro code.
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Ilmoran
| 20
That's why you write it down.
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Ilmoran
| 20
That's why you write it down.
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Ilmoran
| 20
That's why you write it down.
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Clinton Bruneau
| 6
the Bro Code shit is stupid.
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Justine Malang
| 16
Lol that's a good one