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OP: "Kids, the broccoli is no longer edible, and the car smells like it's full of farts." Kids: "YAAAAAAAAAY!"

Time to buy febreeze, like a lot of febreeze.

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OP: "Kids, the broccoli is no longer edible, and the car smells like it's full of farts." Kids: "YAAAAAAAAAY!"

Time to buy febreeze, like a lot of febreeze.

You shouldn't have eaten it then...

I’ve never tried the “broccoli in the boot” excuse... I usually use the “deny it” approach for my car-farts...

Which immediately reveals you're the one who supplied it.

Wow, it was in your trunk for 3 days, and still frozen after all that time? Amazing!

Now you always have an excuse: "Oh, that's just the broccoli in the boot."

What did you think would happen after eating rotten broccoli?

That's what you get for eating broccoli lol