FML : Today, I found a bag of frozen broccoli in my car boot from when I went shopping 3 days ago. My whole car smells like farts now. FML

Today, I found a bag of frozen broccoli in my car boot from when I went shopping 3 days ago. My whole car smells like farts now. FML

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By FartyCar - / Friday 30 November 2018 17:30 /

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7723364 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:00

OP: "Kids, the broccoli is no longer edible, and the car smells like it's full of farts."
Kids: "YAAAAAAAAAY!"

By crazycrochetlady | 12

#7723406 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:25

Time to buy febreeze, like a lot of febreeze.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7723364 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 22:00

OP: "Kids, the broccoli is no longer edible, and the car smells like it's full of farts."
Kids: "YAAAAAAAAAY!"

By crazycrochetlady | 12

#7723406 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 23:25

Time to buy febreeze, like a lot of febreeze.

By Shabnam Moghal | 14

#7730719 - Friday 30 November 2018 20:27

You shouldn't have eaten it then...

By fjvitt | 11

#7730744 - Friday 30 November 2018 21:12

I’ve never tried the “broccoli in the boot” excuse... I usually use the “deny it” approach for my car-farts...

BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7730830 - Saturday 1 December 2018 0:28

Which immediately reveals you're the one who supplied it.

By AstroTurfMatador | 10

#7730939 - Saturday 1 December 2018 7:18

Wow, it was in your trunk for 3 days, and still frozen after all that time? Amazing!

By BeachMammal | 7

#7731352 - Saturday 1 December 2018 23:54

Now you always have an excuse: "Oh, that's just the broccoli in the boot."

By Agent JPN | 8

#7731914 - Monday 3 December 2018 4:27

What did you think would happen after eating rotten broccoli?

By ravioliwheresthespaghetti | 4

#7753968 - Wednesday 16 January 2019 3:14

That's what you get for eating broccoli lol

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