Today, I found a bag of frozen broccoli in my car boot from when I went shopping 3 days ago. My whole car smells like farts now. FML
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BurnInDemonFire
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OP: "Kids, the broccoli is no longer edible, and the car smells like it's full of farts."
Kids: "YAAAAAAAAAY!"
Kids: "YAAAAAAAAAY!"
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crazycrochetlady
| 12
Time to buy febreeze, like a lot of febreeze.
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Shabnam Moghal
| 14
You shouldn't have eaten it then...
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fjvitt
| 12
I’ve never tried the “broccoli in the boot” excuse... I usually use the “deny it” approach for my car-farts...
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Which immediately reveals you're the one who supplied it.
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AstroTurfMatador
| 11
Wow, it was in your trunk for 3 days, and still frozen after all that time? Amazing!
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BeachMammal
| 8
Now you always have an excuse: "Oh, that's just the broccoli in the boot."
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Agent JPN
| 9
What did you think would happen after eating rotten broccoli?
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ravioliwheresthespaghetti
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That's what you get for eating broccoli lol
Kids: "YAAAAAAAAAY!"