FML : Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist...

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Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 July 2011 23:29 / United States

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By Freeze_fml | 16

#2919805 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:55

I bet you want to scream.

By ariannaimelda | 7

#2919879 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:58

Kudos to you, you are a dedicated worker!

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By Freeze_fml | 16

#2919805 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:55

I bet you want to scream.

honeysuckel | 0

#2919917 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:00

he screams, they scream, they all scream for ICE CREAM :-D

idontcare8l | 3

#2920163 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:17

who said OP was a he?

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920183 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:19

nobody, OP is a female

littlemissFYL | 5

#2920215 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:24

*23 ive been seeing you comment on everything hunnysuckle has to say. why do you have to be so literal? really. this is FML. she probably made a mistake. who really gives a flying fuck?

littlemissFYL | 5

#2920219 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:24

*23 ive been seeing you comment on everything hunnysuckle has to say. why do you have to be so literal? really. this is FML. she probably made a mistake. who really gives a flying fuck?

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920240 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:26

I will be happy to give you a flying fuck.

littlemissFYL | 5

#2920272 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:30

k 32, i expect it on my door step tomorrow at 8:30 in the morning. be there, or be squared.

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920309 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:38

don't be surprised the fuck comes in the form of a mexican midget with wings, that's just Ron.

idontcare8l | 3

#2920325 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:39

sorry, i was board and had nothing to do but coment on anything i had something to say on , didnt think i would get shot down by someone for comenting on every maybe 3rd fml

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920375 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:45

Oh I'm sorry 39, would you like Dora or Hello Kitty print on your Band-Aid?

aFatFuck | 0

#2920418 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:54

I'm sure they loved the fact that some one that was extremely ill was serving them their ice cream. If you are sick, stay home - especially if you handle other people's food.

idontcare8l | 3

#2920421 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:54

i was hoping for just flower but hello kitty will do, now where did you say you wanted to put this on you?

BaconDave | 12

#2920441 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:56

Dumbass he said YOUR Band-Aid

idontcare8l | 3

#2920453 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:58

i know what he said , and now im givin it back ( incase i spoke to fast )

BaconDave | 12

#2920471 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:00

You young little teeny-bopper, don't know what you're talking about.

idontcare8l | 3

#2920477 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:02

no but i know what im typing about

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920502 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:05

Actually, you can keep the Band-Aid. But thank you for asking.

idontcare8l | 3

#2920554 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:11

neither let kfc guy have it to put in his chicken buckets

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920573 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:13

No you can keep it. My treat.

And maybe I'll even help you find that one girl that has a heart, and knows very well how to use it.

BaconDave | 12

#2920611 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:18

Aww 54, looking for the perfect girl aren't you? Sweet. Good luck Garyy.

RetardedBullFrog | 4

#2920758 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:38

But girls who donated their heart ain't so bad though, but they don't talk much . . .

DocBastard | 38

#2921595 - Monday 18 July 2011 14:39

Jesus Howard Christmas, what the fuck is wrong with all of you? I feel like I'm watching three 6 year old girls on the playground arguing about which Disney princess is the prettiest! Please take your puerile bullshit elsewhere.

dre_bro11 | 12

#2921618 - Monday 18 July 2011 14:44

idontcare8l, just thought I'd let you know that your spelling of 'comment' is wrong; noticed you spelt it 'coment' a few times in the 'comments' and in your about me section of your profile. Just wanted to correct you.

darkch0colate | 0

#2923171 - Monday 18 July 2011 17:53

and how would not being able to speak be "normally not an issue"

baden18830 | 5

#2944143 - Thursday 21 July 2011 10:20

so instead of calling off so someone capable could work the shift, you got paid to be ineffectual. YDI.

By BaconDave | 12

#2919814 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:55

That must've hurt like hell

RetardedBullFrog | 4

#2920721 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:33

Should've called in suck brah

gottaluvisabella | 0

#2923958 - Monday 18 July 2011 19:54

i wonder what she drew for whether they want nuts or not.........

By hombrepollo | 0

#2919824 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:55

but they WANT ICE CREAM!!!

BaconDave | 12

#2920112 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:11

ICE CREAM FOR ICE CREAM!!!

UnicornHunter | 12

#2924942 - Monday 18 July 2011 22:47

You went to work with food and you have a severe sickness? Way to get kids sick, OP. YDI

rickydebacle | 0

#2926045 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:30

I believe it's "I scream for ice cream"

darkch0colate | 0

#2928356 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 7:51

I cream for ice cream

By Garyy_fml | 11

#2919828 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:55

Ahh, some kids are little shits

LookAtMeNow3 | 5

#2920689 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:28

maybe you shouldve stayed home today!

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920746 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:35

Me? Get off my comment, fool!

Dudelike89 | 8

#2921202 - Monday 18 July 2011 12:29

62 - I tip my hat to you.

quinnjamin10 | 2

#2923411 - Monday 18 July 2011 18:42

What hat? Baldy.

By ariannaimelda | 7

#2919879 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:58

Kudos to you, you are a dedicated worker!

Garyy_fml | 11

#2920207 - Monday 18 July 2011 9:21

If I was OP, I would have called in sick.

Wait, she can't.

ntherewas1 | 11

#2920627 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:20

She shouldn't have gone to work. if you can't communicate with people when that is half your job, just don't go to work till you can!

BaconDave | 12

#2920667 - Monday 18 July 2011 10:25

life is a bitch

geeksaresexy | 18

#2921037 - Monday 18 July 2011 11:48

She shouldn't have gone to work because she's sick! I would not appreciate a sick person handling my food!

steveakafranxy | 7

#2926756 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 3:44

#70 laryngitis is inflammation of the throat, it is not contagious

geeksaresexy | 18

#2928566 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:36

Erm actually laryngitis is most commonly caused by a virus (e.g a cold) or a bacterial infection which is very much contagious. Sorry OP if this is not the case for you but no one else would know that and would assume a sick person was handling their food..

IHeartJimi02 | 0

#2928641 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 8:57

There are two different types of laryngitis. There is bacterial laryngitis and viral laryngitis. Bacterial laryngitis is contagious and viral is not.

geeksaresexy | 18

#2933580 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 23:11

The laryngitis itself may not be contagious but the virus that caused it (like if it's flu) IS contagious.. You may not give them laryngitis but you would give them your flu/cold etc

SadinSherman | 16

#3019455 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 4:52

Over achiever

By enonymous | 8

#2919890 - Monday 18 July 2011 8:59

You were miming of course they'd be pissed. White face paint and leotard on who wouldn't be mad. Shit just give me my chunky monkey and stop trying to be trapped in an invisible box