Today, I, for some reason, was talking to my mom about money. I jokingly said that the reason we're short on cash is because of her internet porn addiction. She replied, with a straight face, "How did you know?" I'm still not sure if she's joking or not. FML
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bummerbums
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You walked into that one.
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golden_warrior
| 23
Who the fuck pays to watch porn?
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jackeo
| 3
Oooo. That must b awkward
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ViRepz
| 28
But then he wouldn't have room for the extra o.
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mFUNdo21
| 17
troll mum strikes again!
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
Who cares about the extra 'o' when he can't add a '.' at the end
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Deresius
| 12
#1 Get out.
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bummerbums
| 16
You walked into that one.
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thehumanlyhuman
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Of all the things I would joke about with my mom, an Internet porn addiction is not at the top of list..
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perdix
| 29
#2, better to walk INTO that one than to walk IN ON that one, if you know what I mean ;)
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Dracoboxer357
| 35
Lol, either you stumbled across an awkward truth or you just got trolled! Just let it go, you're better off not knowing for sure. ;)
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NeatNit
| 32
Agreed. Give her (and yourself) the benefit of the doubt.
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ApollosMyth
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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mFUNdo21
| 17
um yes it is. then you can cut down on unnecessary costs because you'll have a better understanding of the financial situation
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Sfaizi24
| 17
Depending on how old op is both of you could be right.
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golden_warrior
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Who the fuck pays to watch porn?
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MikeonFML
| 17
I could see the temptation for on demand on a big hd tv every once in a while, but with an hdmi cable that's hardly worthwhile.
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ottokat
| 15
Yes, let's get into an in depth discussion.
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MrSassypants
| 32
#18, well then, it is usually a dollar to unlock unlimited access to giantgalaticasses.com for a day. If you keep paying a dollar for a day, in a year you would have payed around $365 a year (plus tax). You could pay $24 dollars a month instead to watch the endless amount of ass and end up only paying around $288. You save around $60. Another way is just to pay the $150 just for the year and unlock ultimate access to high quality ass. I think the smartest one is buy the lifetime membership that costs only $500 and they send you a free t-shirt that says "I have Lifetime to watch GiantGiganticAsses.com" and then OP's mom could wear it very proudly.
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golden_warrior
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25 - you need Jesus, lol
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mFUNdo21
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#5, you pay for the internet, therefore indirectly paying for the porn you watch on the net?
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perdix
| 29
#32, you're technically right, it should be "who pays extra for porn?" When you get Internet access, you are buying access to an all-you-can-eat buffet of data. If you want to consume lots of sausage and tuna tacos, you can do so without extra fees.
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Trish01
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#25, which one is it - GiantGalacticAsses.com or GiantGiganticAsses.com? The former sounds better ;)
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icemand90
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or you could watch porn from the many free stream sites for nothing more than your monthly internet bill..... :)
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MrSassypants
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#44 I meant GiantGalaticAsses throughout, but I I guess my brain was thinking of GiantGiganticAsses instead.
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IloveToLaugh143
| 21
Lots of sausage and tuna tacos...
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wrestlelaxskate
| 11
#18 and you know all this why?
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paolino_fml
| 18
I stole my friend's account, so technically I watch it for free. :p
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DinosaurTacoTime
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Not something you want to hear from your mom...
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thehuntress309
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Well at least she's possibly honest. Lol
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CloudStrife97
| 9
You pay for the best kinda porn.
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woiz
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yeah,BTW how do u know ??
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Vidrill
| 22
To ensure maximum awkwardness give your mom some tips about where to find some good, free porn.