FML : Today, I flew into Denver. Never being here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look

Today, I flew into Denver. Never being here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 30 November 2010 06:08 / United States

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By ulicksam | 0

#1773127 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:43

YDI for being rude to the passenger next to you. How would you like it they leaned over you and yawned?

By zombunny | 2

#1773761 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:11

Who the hell drools while yawning? Get some control over your bodily functions.

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By ulicksam | 0

#1773127 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:43

YDI for being rude to the passenger next to you. How would you like it they leaned over you and yawned?

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1773182 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:52

you flew in eh? your arms must be really tired HIO!

Skroal_stomper | 5

#1773209 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 14:05

You should have given him a handy to make up for the drool.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1773246 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 14:14

Some guys pay extra for that.

Darraghscoot | 0

#1773340 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 14:39

An airline in ireland( ryanair) actually charge extra for usingbtoilets to masturbate!

RedPillSucks | 31

#1773439 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 15:04

WTF? FYI TMI!!!

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1773463 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 15:09

Do they also charge for admission to the mile high club?

briannak91 | 0

#1773614 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 15:40

maybe they were asleep?

cloudy01 | 0

#1773679 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 15:58

I <3 you

sourgirl101 | 25

#1773754 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:10

Mile high club? I just found out there's a club for having sex while SCUBA diving. Even though it's dangerous, it still has a huge membership list.

IVANTTOCOME | 0

#1773990 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:56

A snorkel can be used in various ways.

RedPillSucks | 31

#1774145 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 17:26

I've got a huge member(ship).

By Bano360 | 25

#1773133 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:43

hair

Bano360 | 25

#1773143 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:45

stupid application. send button is next to the cancel button. haha but you should have waited

By dropdeadtrollin | 0

#1773156 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:48

stop YAWNING!!!

Cjmw | 7

#1773592 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 15:36

The Mudkip speaks wisdom.

xJASMINEx | 0

#1773686 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 16:02

I heard you liek mudkipzzz

dropdeadtrollin | 0

#1788596 - Friday 3 December 2010 15:49

do you like guys? :o

By sadkiddie | 0

#1773174 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:50

Today, I flew into Denver and the obnoxious woman beside me kept leaning over to look out the window. Just as I was about to complain, she yawned, drooling on me.
<- now that's who should have fml'd =P

kelserzzzz | 0

#1776655 - Wednesday 1 December 2010 2:56

agreed!

lexi365 | 20

#1776709 - Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:08

that would of been great.

By dropdeadtrollin | 0

#1773176 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:51

also window licker comes to mind.

By substitutes | 0

#1773187 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:54

You need to get control of your bosy

By stfuscrub420 | 0

#1773194 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 13:58

fmls used to make me laugh

By zodak | 0

#1773223 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 14:10

lol Josh mcdaniels needs a FML

marcranger | 28

#1773383 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 14:51

like being fired. that would be a good fml.

Hughmadd | 0

#1774975 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:10

^^^THIS

By fullofmetal | 7

#1773269 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 14:21

DIA is most definitely not exciting enough to warrant crawling over other passengers in order to look at it.

marcranger | 28

#1773390 - Tuesday 30 November 2010 14:53

op might have been flying in the daytime. depending on which way she's coming in, she might have gotten a nice view of the mountains. but I agree, DIA sucks.