By Anonymous - United States
Today, I flew in to visit my long distance girlfriend. When I got out of the cab, I saw her way down the street walking the dog, so I hid behind the bushes to scare/suprise her. Mission accomplished. I just wish I hadn't bought her that pepper spray. FML
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  jackkerouc9  |  0

Ok, OP, I wanna know. Are you from Mass or is she? Mass is bad enough without these shanagins. Can't you find a girl that you can creep on and get sprayed by wherever you are from?

God I hope you arent from Mass, knowing my luck you are probably my neighbor or something.