By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with slik-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 971
You deserved it 3 947

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Capybara 0

At least you can keep the quilt. Pretty cool memento. Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!

OUCH!!! Now THAT'S a real FML moment. Your boyfriend's a real d-bag.

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Capybara 0

At least you can keep the quilt. Pretty cool memento. Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!

bridgette5866 0

Screw the roomate!

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Use the cake to throw at his face or car or in his bed... And so on

gingerspice 0

Revenge.

Aww, what a douche.

punkysmalls 0

i agree with #2 get revenge and screw him!

LifeSUCKS143 0

WHAT A F***ER!!! BUST HIS WINDOWS! lol

#5, she has every right to get revenge but don't do something he can get her arrested for.

ummmyeahhh 0

wait until after his birthday. then let all hell break loose. =]

OUCH!!! Now THAT'S a real FML moment. Your boyfriend's a real d-bag.

golfman717 0

*ex boyfriend

Aw 'shix' man you're right. If you're going to cuss, cuss. Don't make excuses....

dude21665544366 0

you should back another cake for him (not from scratch) and put on it "we're through" or something like that and just leave it

And put a balloon full of deadly gas inside it

Agree with #9. Maybe put habenero peppers in the mix. Really though, that's horrible. Revenge is necessary.