Today, I flew home early from a two month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with slik-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
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Capybara
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At least you can keep the quilt. Pretty cool memento.
Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!
Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!
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bridgette5866
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Screw the roomate!
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MearaRocks
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win!
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colormeorange
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stabbed1ntheback
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Use the cake to throw at his face or car or in his bed... And so on
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gingerspice
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Revenge.
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CRUX_fml
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Aww, what a douche.
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punkysmalls
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i agree with #2 get revenge and screw him!
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LifeSUCKS143
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WHAT A F***ER!!! BUST HIS WINDOWS! lol
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King_Nero
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#5, she has every right to get revenge but don't do something he can get her arrested for.
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ummmyeahhh
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wait until after his birthday. then let all hell break loose. =]
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RodneySteven
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OUCH!!! Now THAT'S a real FML moment. Your boyfriend's a real d-bag.
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golfman717
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*ex boyfriend
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frozenpandaman
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oh fux.
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theunbeatableram
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Aw 'shix' man you're right. If you're going to cuss, cuss. Don't make excuses....
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dude21665544366
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you should back another cake for him (not from scratch) and put on it "we're through" or something like that and just leave it
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asspole
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And put a balloon full of deadly gas inside it
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shimmyya88
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Agree with #9. Maybe put habenero peppers in the mix. Really though, that's horrible. Revenge is necessary.
Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!