FML : Today, I flew home early from a two month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from...

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Today, I flew home early from a two month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with slik-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By Muscle - / Friday 6 March 2009 21:07 / Canada

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By Capybara | 0

#18906 - Saturday 7 March 2009 1:16

At least you can keep the quilt. Pretty cool memento.

Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!

By RodneySteven | 0

#18927 - Saturday 7 March 2009 1:26

OUCH!!! Now THAT'S a real FML moment. Your boyfriend's a real d-bag.

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By Capybara | 0

#18906 - Saturday 7 March 2009 1:16

At least you can keep the quilt. Pretty cool memento.

Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!

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bridgette5866 | 0

#875615 - Saturday 20 February 2010 16:16

Screw the roomate!

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MearaRocks | 0

#976521 - Thursday 8 April 2010 17:04

win!

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colormeorange | 0

#2557795 - Tuesday 24 May 2011 16:11

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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stabbed1ntheback | 0

#3516508 - Monday 31 October 2011 1:22

Use the cake to throw at his face or car or in his bed... And so on

By gingerspice | 0

#18911 - Saturday 7 March 2009 1:20

Revenge.

By CRUX_fml | 0

#18912 - Saturday 7 March 2009 1:21

Aww, what a douche.

By punkysmalls | 0

#18915 - Saturday 7 March 2009 1:22

i agree with #2 get revenge and screw him!

By LifeSUCKS143 | 0

#18921 - Saturday 7 March 2009 1:24

WHAT A F***ER!!! BUST HIS WINDOWS! lol

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King_Nero | 15

#5970923 - Tuesday 10 June 2014 14:21

#5, she has every right to get revenge but don't do something he can get her arrested for.

By ummmyeahhh | 0

#18926 - Saturday 7 March 2009 1:25

wait until after his birthday. then let all hell break loose. =]

By RodneySteven | 0

#18927 - Saturday 7 March 2009 1:26

OUCH!!! Now THAT'S a real FML moment. Your boyfriend's a real d-bag.

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golfman717 | 0

#4562783 - Wednesday 13 June 2012 22:49

*ex boyfriend

By frozenpandaman | 0

#18930 - Saturday 7 March 2009 1:26

oh fux.

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theunbeatableram | 3

#5504829 - Friday 24 May 2013 13:34

Aw 'shix' man you're right. If you're going to cuss, cuss. Don't make excuses....

By dude21665544366 | 0

#18940 - Saturday 7 March 2009 1:30

you should back another cake for him (not from scratch) and put on it "we're through" or something like that and just leave it

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asspole | 16

#6324179 - Thursday 18 June 2015 15:59

And put a balloon full of deadly gas inside it

By shimmyya88 | 0

#18971 - Saturday 7 March 2009 1:41

Agree with #9. Maybe put habenero peppers in the mix. Really though, that's horrible. Revenge is necessary.

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