At least you can keep the quilt. Pretty cool memento. Make sure you think of a creative way to dump him!

Screw the roomate!

win!

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Use the cake to throw at his face or car or in his bed... And so on

Revenge.

Aww, what a douche.

i agree with #2 get revenge and screw him!

WHAT A F***ER!!! BUST HIS WINDOWS! lol

#5, she has every right to get revenge but don't do something he can get her arrested for.

wait until after his birthday. then let all hell break loose. =]

OUCH!!! Now THAT'S a real FML moment. Your boyfriend's a real d-bag.

*ex boyfriend

oh fux.

Aw 'shix' man you're right. If you're going to cuss, cuss. Don't make excuses....

you should back another cake for him (not from scratch) and put on it "we're through" or something like that and just leave it

And put a balloon full of deadly gas inside it

Agree with #9. Maybe put habenero peppers in the mix. Really though, that's horrible. Revenge is necessary.