By poopiter - United States - Grand Junction
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
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  DocBastard  |  38

Alexwow - I see you're new here, so please let me give you some advice.

1) Spell shit properly.
2) Don't post your stupid comment under #1 just so it gets seen. That's called threadjacking and being an attention whore.
3) Don't correct a past comment by making more mistakes. It only makes you look more foolish.

Got it? Good. I do this because I care and because I'm a nice fucking guy.

  ImAFaker  |  29

Yeah. Listen to DocBastard. He's a doctor. Doctors are always professional and correct. Oh wait... No... They're not. This site taught me that... :(
But he's a nice guy...

  Maycontainnuts  |  17

Life and having to see tons for medical conditions has taught me that. Be glad if you never have to see one. And I'm sorry if some people are naive enough to believe otherwise, but in my lengthy experience, all doctors are bastards.

  Zimmington  |  21

I hate reading FMLs about young people sometimes because of comments like 76 & 95. Every generation has It's fuck ups and losers get over it. Who is going to flip our burgers, clean our floors, take our orders, pick up our garbage, and wash our cars until they retire? Stop trying to blame everything on "the new generation"!!

  br00kr  |  22

96- do you have divorced parents like mine? I'm only not treated fairly because I'm not my stepdad's child. I am still treated better than my other sisters though considering that I actually work.

  br00kr  |  22

It's not that she has a chip on her shoulder or even that I do it's just that she has always gotten everything she ever dreamed of and never gets in trouble lol. Same with my brother but he isn't a hypocrite that screams and cried about everything.