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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 13:44 - Canada

Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML

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Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

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By deeenalynn - 18/07/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

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Sunday 30 August 2015 0:13

"I decided to paint my feelings. This one is called 'Very angry because my brother puked on my painting'."

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Sunday 30 August 2015 0:08

Hey, art comes in all forms I guess :P

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vikky538 28

Sunday 30 August 2015 23:28

Its art no matter whats on it

mads_nicole 19

Monday 31 August 2015 0:28

Sometimes abnormal mediums make the piece? Idk OP...I got nothing..

ApplePie1994 27

Monday 31 August 2015 1:18

Puke-asso

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Sunday 6 September 2015 14:44

Hey, some ultra modern "Creative" art connoisseur's might perceive that as a work of art... or a daring "Peice" of work.

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Tuesday 10 November 2015 10:24

Expressionism, not everyone understands it

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