By jaybob18 - 17/06/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 379
You deserved it 11 247
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LetItRise 0
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stuff like that grinds my gear, teachers that don't use the god damn text book Fyl

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moshimoshi1993 8
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Or that the ant is a statistic. 34% of ants die each year in unused text book accidents.

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LetItRise 0
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stuff like that grinds my gear, teachers that don't use the god damn text book Fyl

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BaskenRobin 2
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haha welcome to university! Where price of books are almost as much as tuition (combined) and then then end up sitting unopened because the prof decides not to use them!

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Jimmyd0t 0
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agreed, and now that there's a dead ant on it, OP can't sell it back lol

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Agiggleaday 0
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You could say the dead ant is a decoration.

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moshimoshi1993 8
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Or that the ant is a statistic. 34% of ants die each year in unused text book accidents.

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sxe_beast 11
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Wow 21 you made me LOL uncontrollably for like 5 minutes. My friends and other people at the mall are staring at me like I'm insane. IDK why that was so funny. FML =c Anyway the OP can probably carefully clean the ant off ^_^... Hopefully.

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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23-- After reading the last few sentences in your bio, I'm going to thumb your comment down but not tell you why because it will simply drive you crazy.

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TurkTurkleton 0
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you kinda just told her why you thumbed her down...

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Rawr_means_love3 0
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39 and 50, Was that really hard to understand? I found it funny :)

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Veraymix 6

At least it was useful.

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EvilPotato 14
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step 1-find a book or a similar object. step 2-drop that object on the ant. step 3-throw dead, mushed body away.

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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^Step 4- Post the educational experience on FML

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zendaddy0 0
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awww that was my most favorite ant

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katTKD 0
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at least you don't have to worry about the ant anymore :)

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MrSassypants 32
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Until it's brothers come back for revenge.

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imOaks 3
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All 30,000 of them.

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dolphincheddar 10
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why would u worry about an ant. it's.. an ant it can't do much except carry stuff and attempt to bite thru ur skin but fail. that or build a colony in your wall. on which case a textbook wouldn't help. -.-

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ZAE06 0
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yeah ur right 78

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4
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30,000? IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

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Fayelyn 0
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Finally, a good use for overly priced school books. I will follow your example someday.

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theten_fml 9
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just a couple more books and then stack them and use them as a tiny stool =]

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Cilph 3
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"Probability and stochastic processes" by R.D. Yates and D.J. Goodman?

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Iamnotmyself 17
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Obviously that, out of all the books in the world! My god your a smart man arn't you. You want a cookie!?

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marinus_fml 19
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Just sell the book if you don't use it.

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Darcon 8
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LOL!! Why doesn't OP just sell it?

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YacL 15
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That ant had dreams, you know, and you went and crushed then with your damn, over-priced text book. F the ant's life.

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Iamnotmyself 17
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You are my favorite FMLer... Ever.

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mockingjay_fml 0
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I don't understand what op is talking about ..

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marinus_fml 19
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Magical fairies dancing with pink unicorns. OP is a little disturbed.

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BaskenRobin 2
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What's there not to understand?

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FarSide 22
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@18: Just what are you trying to say BaskenRobin?

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BaskenRobin 2
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I'm trying to ASK what she doesn't understand. The punctuation mark at the end of my comment clearly indicates a question not a statement.

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airborn54 0
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that's cheap man my accounting book was like 240 bucks and I didn't get but 70 for it when I sold it

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marinus_fml 19
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AIFRS text book? ( applying international financial reporting standards?) yeah that one cost me around $200 as well

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airborn54 0
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idk man it had a big light bulb in the middle and it had plastic inserts

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ReynshineCutting 10
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That's nothing. I spent $170 for a chemistry book. When I went to sell it back, they offered me $5. I ended up just keeping it.

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Surferbro 5
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kudos to you good job bro

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