Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML
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LetItRise
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stuff like that grinds my gear, teachers that don't use the god damn text book Fyl
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YacL
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That ant had dreams, you know, and you went and crushed then with your damn, over-priced text book. F the ant's life.
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LetItRise
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stuff like that grinds my gear, teachers that don't use the god damn text book Fyl
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BaskenRobin
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haha welcome to university! Where price of books are almost as much as tuition (combined) and then then end up sitting unopened because the prof decides not to use them!
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Jimmyd0t
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agreed, and now that there's a dead ant on it, OP can't sell it back lol
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Agiggleaday
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You could say the dead ant is a decoration.
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moshimoshi1993
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Or that the ant is a statistic.
34% of ants die each year in unused text book accidents.
34% of ants die each year in unused text book accidents.
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sxe_beast
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Wow 21 you made me LOL uncontrollably for like 5 minutes. My friends and other people at the mall are staring at me like I'm insane. IDK why that was so funny. FML =c
Anyway the OP can probably carefully clean the ant off ^_^... Hopefully.
Anyway the OP can probably carefully clean the ant off ^_^... Hopefully.
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urdirtyolduncle
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23-- After reading the last few sentences in your bio, I'm going to thumb your comment down but not tell you why because it will simply drive you crazy.
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TurkTurkleton
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you kinda just told her why you thumbed her down...
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comepoopwithme
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i didnt
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Rawr_means_love3
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39 and 50, Was that really hard to understand? I found it funny :)
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Veraymix
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At least it was useful.
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EvilPotato
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step 1-find a book or a similar object.
step 2-drop that object on the ant.
step 3-throw dead, mushed body away.
step 2-drop that object on the ant.
step 3-throw dead, mushed body away.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
^Step 4- Post the educational experience on FML
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zendaddy0
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awww that was my most favorite ant
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katTKD
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at least you don't have to worry about the ant anymore :)
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MrSassypants
| 32
Until it's brothers come back for revenge.
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imOaks
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All 30,000 of them.
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daltyboy
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haha ,34
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dolphincheddar
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why would u worry about an ant. it's.. an ant it can't do much except carry stuff and attempt to bite thru ur skin but fail. that or build a colony in your wall. on which case a textbook wouldn't help. -.-
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ZAE06
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yeah ur right 78
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DoubleEdgedBlade
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30,000? IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!
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Fayelyn
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Finally, a good use for overly priced school books. I will follow your example someday.
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theten_fml
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just a couple more books and then stack them and use them as a tiny stool =]
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Cilph
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"Probability and stochastic processes" by R.D. Yates and D.J. Goodman?
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Iamnotmyself
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Obviously that, out of all the books in the world! My god your a smart man arn't you. You want a cookie!?
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marinus_fml
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Just sell the book if you don't use it.
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Darcon
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LOL!! Why doesn't OP just sell it?
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YacL
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That ant had dreams, you know, and you went and crushed then with your damn, over-priced text book. F the ant's life.
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Iamnotmyself
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You are my favorite FMLer... Ever.
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mockingjay_fml
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I don't understand what op is talking about ..
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marinus_fml
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Magical fairies dancing with pink unicorns. OP is a little disturbed.
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BaskenRobin
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What's there not to understand?
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FarSide
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@18: Just what are you trying to say BaskenRobin?
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BaskenRobin
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I'm trying to ASK what she doesn't understand. The punctuation mark at the end of my comment clearly indicates a question not a statement.
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airborn54
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that's cheap man my accounting book was like 240 bucks and I didn't get but 70 for it when I sold it
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marinus_fml
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AIFRS text book? ( applying international financial reporting standards?) yeah that one cost me around $200 as well
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airborn54
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idk man it had a big light bulb in the middle and it had plastic inserts
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ReynshineCutting
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That's nothing. I spent $170 for a chemistry book. When I went to sell it back, they offered me $5. I ended up just keeping it.
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Surferbro
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kudos to you good job bro