206
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
Reply

Or she could think it was planned by OP and his little brother. OP may have been hoping to excite her with a pre-movie advertisement.

Reply

My best move is me pulling down my pants and saying geronimo in a little kids voice. And trust me, it works..... in my mind

Reply

That's when you say "I'm sorry for that, let's start over". Then you close the door and open it completely naked.

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

It probably would've been a short movie. I think the atmosphere went a little limp after the trousers were pulled down.

Reply

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Lmao that's hilarious, a little shocking, but still very funny. I'm sure it didn't ruin anything for you :p as long as she has a sense of humor

Reply

This is one of the time you need a huge penis. If you had a big one, good way to show it off. If its the size of your lil bros. then FYL.

Reply

In some cultures that's an acceptable form of greeting. Well, maybe. Well, probably not, but if there was, I'd move there!

Reply

Only if it appears to be a salesman, or the representatives of a door to door religious group.. Or the pizza girl, if it happens to be a pizza girl...

Reply

only someone insanely superficial and shallow would care about the size. now if she freaked out about seeing him naked then that's understandable but if she freaked cause he's tiny then op should find someone else anyway. personally I would probably just laugh because I know how little brothers are (:

Loading data…