By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML
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kawaiixalice 15
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Well it is 4:20..

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mikejunior88 4

lmao, nice

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mikejunior88 4

lmao, nice

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chuchurocket 4
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"Veronica, I have herpes" would've sounded better

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Monstee 2

LOL it says anonymous but her name is in it :DDd

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JojoChuo 8
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Lol faved!!

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poiuytjfffc 0
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that's ironic because it's 420 today. lol

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Tuesdays76 0
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Oh lol, that is going make it hard to explain it to her.

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adhdkid411 0
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you know that kinda works cuz it's 4/20 ;)

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poiuytjfffc 0
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^bitch iz stealinst my comments

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chickunkey 0

bitch, GTFO

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robbiboyo 0
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I'd have gone with it.

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Daerauko 0

yeah, that is totally recoverable.

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Tuesdays76 0
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I doubt, however, that he appreciated being called Veronica.

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andres19 0

dont forget that since it is 4/20 it's completely understandable

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shulgafish 0

what'd be the odds of his name being Veronica, and also being high? then op would be winning.

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LoveTheObsession 5

Wait, I don't get what's so special about 4/20?

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smhansen92 0
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I don't see a problem with that. leave it to a pot head to flip a sentence and then make it about weed haha

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Takador 3

i fell off my chair when i read this FML.

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BrotherThomas 0
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i feel like for a lot of guys, this would help your chances

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LifeSucksbtw 0
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defiantly agreed LOL

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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
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You feel like that for a lot of guys Brother?

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commodore350 0
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my thoughts exactly

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LunaNstars 0

at least you had the balls to approach him. be happy!

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kawaiixalice 15
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Well it is 4:20..

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newzealandkiwi 0

I like wot u said about yourself straight to the point haha.:)

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ovechkinisbeast 9
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it's actually 3:11 :)

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eddieyes 0
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it's 4/20!!!! damn you!

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FunnyGuy5051 7

damn, I was going to stay that :(

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brianjman14 22
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26, she meant the date is April 20th, 4/20.

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monkeysinatree 6
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whats the date got to do with anything? oO and isn't it 20/4? lol

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tessie98love 0

wwoooo!(;

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SiobahnR 0
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lol 26. at least someone got the joke

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womanjesus 0
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hahaha 89 doesnt know what it means. fuckin noob.

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AwHellNahBruv 0
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120 can't spot sarcasm. fuckin noob.

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OMG_N3RD 0

I was gonna say that!!

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elmski87 0
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this didn't really happen though did it..........

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Who knows? You two might have something in common ;)

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dub2 0

ay bay bay got a bf?

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cptmorgan15 2

You're a loser.

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xXshadowrollerXx 6
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cptmorgan, I've grown to like you. You are always there to cockblock.

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BayBeezy 0
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Ay bay bay.......really?? kids.....................

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Eteeeeezy 0
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I think it's funny she put her name in the FML but then her username is anonymous :)

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Sashur 0
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it's not her name, it's somebody else's

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