FML : Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm...

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Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 20 April 2011 01:38 / United States

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By kawaiixalice | 15

#2376612 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:25

Well it is 4:20..

By mikejunior88 | 4

#2376546 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:17

lmao, nice

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By mikejunior88 | 4

#2376546 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:17

lmao, nice

Isabel312 | 0

#2376669 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:33

awesome.

chuchurocket | 4

#2377324 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 11:36

"Veronica, I have herpes" would've sounded better

Monstee | 2

#2377652 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:07

LOL it says anonymous but her name is in it :DDd

JojoChuo | 8

#2377885 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 14:14

Lol faved!!

poiuytjfffc | 0

#2378159 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 15:40

that's ironic because it's 420 today. lol

Tuesdays76 | 0

#2378823 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:42

Oh lol, that is going make it hard to explain it to her.

adhdkid411 | 0

#2379735 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:19

you know that kinda works cuz it's 4/20 ;)

poiuytjfffc | 0

#2381782 - Thursday 21 April 2011 6:01

^bitch iz stealinst my comments

chickunkey | 0

#2381877 - Thursday 21 April 2011 6:28

bitch, GTFO

By robbiboyo | 0

#2376554 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:19

I'd have gone with it.

Daerauko | 0

#2376577 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:21

yeah, that is totally recoverable.

Tuesdays76 | 0

#2378839 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:49

I doubt, however, that he appreciated being called Veronica.

andres19 | 0

#2379483 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 20:05

dont forget that since it is 4/20 it's completely understandable

shulgafish | 0

#2381057 - Thursday 21 April 2011 2:37

what'd be the odds of his name being Veronica, and also being high? then op would be winning.

LoveTheObsession | 5

#2381811 - Thursday 21 April 2011 6:07

Wait, I don't get what's so special about 4/20?

By smhansen92 | 0

#2376586 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:21

I don't see a problem with that. leave it to a pot head to flip a sentence and then make it about weed haha

Takador | 3

#2379839 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 22:03

i fell off my chair when i read this FML.

XZeenon | 1

#2380141 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 23:07

Woo 420!!

By BrotherThomas | 0

#2376588 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:21

i feel like for a lot of guys, this would help your chances

LifeSucksbtw | 0

#2376891 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:10

defiantly agreed LOL

xXxJaGsTeRxXx | 11

#2377376 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 11:50

You feel like that for a lot of guys Brother?

commodore350 | 0

#2379265 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:11

my thoughts exactly

By LunaNstars | 0

#2376610 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:25

at least you had the balls to approach him. be happy!

By kawaiixalice | 15

#2376612 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:25

Well it is 4:20..

newzealandkiwi | 0

#2376882 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:09

I like wot u said about yourself straight to the point haha.:)

ovechkinisbeast | 9

#2376899 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:11

it's actually 3:11 :)

eddieyes | 0

#2377147 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:15

it's 4/20!!!! damn you!

FunnyGuy5051 | 7

#2377173 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:29

damn, I was going to stay that :(

brianjman14 | 22

#2377335 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 11:38

26, she meant the date is April 20th, 4/20.

monkeysinatree | 6

#2378513 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 16:44

whats the date got to do with anything? oO
and isn't it 20/4? lol

tessie98love | 0

#2378610 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:04

wwoooo!(;

SiobahnR | 0

#2378931 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 18:05

lol 26. at least someone got the joke

womanjesus | 0

#2379719 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 21:15

hahaha 89 doesnt know what it means. fuckin noob.

AwHellNahBruv | 0

#2380112 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 23:02

120 can't spot sarcasm. fuckin noob.

OMG_N3RD | 0

#2381052 - Thursday 21 April 2011 2:37

I was gonna say that!!

smhansen92 | 0

#2381366 - Thursday 21 April 2011 3:57

idiot

Smittyb24 | 4

#2381402 - Thursday 21 April 2011 4:08

true that

By elmski87 | 0

#2376654 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:32

this didn't really happen though did it..........

By JocelynKaulitz | 28

#2376704 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:37

Who knows? You two might have something in common ;)

dub2 | 0

#2377344 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 11:40

ay bay bay got a bf?

cptmorgan15 | 2

#2377829 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 14:04

You're a loser.

xXshadowrollerXx | 6

#2377971 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 14:37

cptmorgan, I've grown to like you. You are always there to cockblock.

BayBeezy | 0

#2378925 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 18:04

Ay bay bay.......really??

kids.....................

By Eteeeeezy | 0

#2376734 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:39

I think it's funny she put her name in the FML but then her username is anonymous :)

Sashur | 0

#2378213 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 15:52

it's not her name, it's somebody else's

By hypuuurness | 6

#2376747 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 8:40

good one haha

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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