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By dumper - 5/11/2009 06:41 - United States
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
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By  teiso_fml  |  0

Since it's your first date ever, here's something you should know about guys: Sometimes, they have to poo. Even when they're on a date. It's not their fault, it's just the way their bodies work.

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  The_Pleb  |  0

To all you perverted FMl users..

I just want to point out that the majority of normal people find this a HUGE turn off and would dump this guy and wouldnt give a shit.

Thankyou for your time.

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  morganljc  |  0

#47 Don't be an ass. I have one of those "bags" aka an ostomy, and I'm not jealous of those who use the bathroom normally. I would be dead if I didn't have it and I'm grateful.

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  8trickster8  |  0

I think it's more of his phrasing than the fact that he needs to poo. Do you think she would write an FML if he had said, "I'll be back in a few minutes, I just need to go to the toilet/bathroom first."

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By  teiso_fml  |  0

Since it's your first date ever, here's something you should know about guys: Sometimes, they have to poo. Even when they're on a date. It's not their fault, it's just the way their bodies work.

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  BeeSkwaird  |  0

Seriously not an FML. Apparently he's very comfortable with you. And he might have been a bit nervous, which causes a lot of people to need a restroom pronto.

Not an FML.

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  Mnemic  |  5

But like #6 said: when you gotta go, you gotta go...

Would you keep it in till forever if you're on a date? Its better to be relaxed instead of feeling uncomfortable because of it.

And on the other hand... he could have said in different words!

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By  Savvysass  |  0

I get that everyone has to poo, but saying it like that on a first date to a girl is the equivalent to, "I can't wait to see how my herpes looks all over you".

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