FML : Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date...

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Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dumper / Thursday 5 November 2009 06:41 / United States

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By teiso_fml | 0

#655954 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:24

Since it's your first date ever, here's something you should know about guys: Sometimes, they have to poo. Even when they're on a date. It's not their fault, it's just the way their bodies work.

By SaintJimmy | 0

#655939 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:18

You do not want. Trust me I know these kinds of people.

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By SaintJimmy | 0

#655939 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:18

You do not want. Trust me I know these kinds of people.

pleasetryagain | 0

#656162 - Thursday 5 November 2009 15:19

What? The kind of people who need to poop? Do you have one of those bags taped to your side? I can see why you would be jealous of someone who could poop.

The_Pleb | 0

#656320 - Thursday 5 November 2009 18:23

To all you perverted FMl users..

I just want to point out that the majority of normal people find this a HUGE turn off and would dump this guy and wouldnt give a shit.

Thankyou for your time.

morganljc | 0

#656351 - Thursday 5 November 2009 18:50

#47 Don't be an ass. I have one of those "bags" aka an ostomy, and I'm not jealous of those who use the bathroom normally. I would be dead if I didn't have it and I'm grateful.

alexandraa_fml | 0

#656591 - Thursday 5 November 2009 21:36

The only thing I find funny abt this FML is that somebody thought it was worthy of an FML.

8trickster8 | 0

#656876 - Friday 6 November 2009 1:37

I think it's more of his phrasing than the fact that he needs to poo. Do you think she would write an FML if he had said, "I'll be back in a few minutes, I just need to go to the toilet/bathroom first."

lolbulla | 0

#658803 - Saturday 7 November 2009 8:29

oh wow boo hoo fuck your life for having to wait 10 minutes..

bandaidface | 0

#659768 - Saturday 7 November 2009 22:50

This totally made my day hahaha. Very nice... very subtle.

By Moemoemoe_fml | 0

#655942 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:19

You have to take a dump too: dump him. :S He's got no manners or anything.

kashman95 | 0

#1017153 - Thursday 3 June 2010 6:43

how that help does have no manners excuse him case he had to take a shit what was he supposed to do shit on himself and sit in it PRICK

SadinSherman | 16

#1635540 - Monday 1 November 2010 13:39

He left,the bathroom thing was an bad excuse.

By Intellectualist | 0

#655946 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:21

At least he was comfortable. You bagged a good one there.

By LilKonvicted | 0

#655950 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:22

Thats just not cool.

Kinda funny, but still not cool.

Justincolon22 | 15

#2054553 - Monday 7 February 2011 9:59

I agree it is hilarious

person5625 | 1

#3173907 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 17:42

how is that funny

Hentai_fml | 6

#5202029 - Friday 30 November 2012 19:32

It's cool. When you gotta take a dump you gotta take a dump.

By teiso_fml | 0

#655954 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:24

Since it's your first date ever, here's something you should know about guys: Sometimes, they have to poo. Even when they're on a date. It's not their fault, it's just the way their bodies work.

BeeSkwaird | 0

#656048 - Thursday 5 November 2009 13:33

Seriously not an FML. Apparently he's very comfortable with you. And he might have been a bit nervous, which causes a lot of people to need a restroom pronto.

Not an FML.

TrackGirl19 | 29

#5629497 - Friday 16 August 2013 3:12

He could have gone without burlting it out and telling her. I don't know about everyone else, but that's kind of a turnoff..

teentee401 | 36

#6375291 - Saturday 8 August 2015 17:09

I'm pretty sure OP knows he's human. The FML isn't that he had to poop but that he announced it and it was the first thing he said to her.

By dul_fml | 2

#655956 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:25

When you gotta go, you gotta go. I don't see how this is an FML. Was the rest of your date just terrible?

By Charlina | 0

#655962 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:26

jeeez that is a HUUUUGE turn off!
what did you do?

Intellectualist | 0

#655969 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:29

Some people find it sexy, actually.

Mnemic | 4

#655980 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:35

But like #6 said: when you gotta go, you gotta go...

Would you keep it in till forever if you're on a date? Its better to be relaxed instead of feeling uncomfortable because of it.

And on the other hand... he could have said in different words!

Moemoemoe_fml | 0

#656027 - Thursday 5 November 2009 13:16

＃8 Yeah, but only people into scat.

wushichao1987 | 2

#656031 - Thursday 5 November 2009 13:20

You are right

Intellectualist | 0

#656178 - Thursday 5 November 2009 15:45

Yeah, the people who are into scat are people too. Therefore my point stands. Some people find it sexy.

By BB7 | 0

#655971 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:30

Damn! He's is sure a romantic :P

By timtam24 | 0

#655979 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:34

10 minutes, that's a bit long isn't it

ILIEKGIRLS | 5

#656036 - Thursday 5 November 2009 13:23

i take like 30 mins when i shit cause i crap like every 4 days for some reason
:/

jakeJIGSAW | 2

#656114 - Thursday 5 November 2009 14:21

That's really f**ked up :/

iamseamonster | 0

#657526 - Friday 6 November 2009 12:41

LOL

That must be so convenient

t0phurius | 0

#657996 - Friday 6 November 2009 19:20

that could just be a metabolism issue...
you may wanna get it checked out.
on the other hand, it could be perfectly normal.

By Savvysass | 0

#655981 - Thursday 5 November 2009 12:35

I get that everyone has to poo, but saying it like that on a first date to a girl is the equivalent to, "I can't wait to see how my herpes looks all over you".