What? The kind of people who need to poop? Do you have one of those bags taped to your side? I can see why you would be jealous of someone who could poop.

To all you perverted FMl users.. I just want to point out that the majority of normal people find this a HUGE turn off and would dump this guy and wouldnt give a shit. Thankyou for your time.

#47 Don't be an ass. I have one of those "bags" aka an ostomy, and I'm not jealous of those who use the bathroom normally. I would be dead if I didn't have it and I'm grateful.

The only thing I find funny abt this FML is that somebody thought it was worthy of an FML.

I think it's more of his phrasing than the fact that he needs to poo. Do you think she would write an FML if he had said, "I'll be back in a few minutes, I just need to go to the toilet/bathroom first."

oh wow boo hoo fuck your life for having to wait 10 minutes..

This totally made my day hahaha. Very nice... very subtle.

how that help does have no manners excuse him case he had to take a shit what was he supposed to do shit on himself and sit in it PRICK

He left,the bathroom thing was an bad excuse.

I agree it is hilarious

how is that funny

It's cool. When you gotta take a dump you gotta take a dump.

Seriously not an FML. Apparently he's very comfortable with you. And he might have been a bit nervous, which causes a lot of people to need a restroom pronto. Not an FML.

He could have gone without burlting it out and telling her. I don't know about everyone else, but that's kind of a turnoff..

I'm pretty sure OP knows he's human. The FML isn't that he had to poop but that he announced it and it was the first thing he said to her.

Some people find it sexy, actually.

But like #6 said: when you gotta go, you gotta go... Would you keep it in till forever if you're on a date? Its better to be relaxed instead of feeling uncomfortable because of it. And on the other hand... he could have said in different words!

＃8 Yeah, but only people into scat.

You are right

Yeah, the people who are into scat are people too. Therefore my point stands. Some people find it sexy.

i take like 30 mins when i shit cause i crap like every 4 days for some reason :/

That's really f**ked up :/

LOL That must be so convenient

that could just be a metabolism issue... you may wanna get it checked out. on the other hand, it could be perfectly normal.

YES. Finally someone with some sense. ^^;

No, it's just not. Sorry.