By dumper - 05/11/2009 06:41 - United States
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You have to take a dump too: dump him. :S He's got no manners or anything.
Since it's your first date ever, here's something you should know about guys: Sometimes, they have to poo. Even when they're on a date. It's not their fault, it's just the way their bodies work.
I get that everyone has to poo, but saying it like that on a first date to a girl is the equivalent to, "I can't wait to see how my herpes looks all over you".