FML : Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office....

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Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By onlyolivia / Wednesday 5 October 2016 14:43 / United States - Elkridge

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By Tripartita | 44

#6699609 - Thursday 6 October 2016 09:34

If she ever seems to hold it against you, remember that you know her one weakness. Sure, Olivia, telling a public site about this probably isn't great, but it certainly won't be enough to connect you to the crime scene when her corpse is eventually discovered surrounded by flower petals.

By species4872 | 19

#6699604 - Thursday 6 October 2016 09:24

Think of it this way, you gave her the afternoon off.

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By species4872 | 19

#6699604 - Thursday 6 October 2016 09:24

Think of it this way, you gave her the afternoon off.

By SixthSinEnvy | 39

#6699605 - Thursday 6 October 2016 09:29

Well now you know a guaranteed way to get rid of her whenever necessary. Never know when such information might become handy.

By Kurliez408 | 29

#6699606 - Thursday 6 October 2016 09:30

You couldn't have known, it was a sweet gesture

By RichardPencil | 22

#6699608 - Thursday 6 October 2016 09:34

That's one way to climb the corporate ladder -- kill 'em with kindness.

By Tripartita | 44

#6699609 - Thursday 6 October 2016 09:34

manofmerr | 26

#6700334 - Saturday 8 October 2016 06:02

You could always say that you meant to send them to your boyfriend and got mixed up, although explaining the note thats says "Dear bosslady; die bitch! Love Olivia." might be difficult.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6699612 - Thursday 6 October 2016 09:38

They do say that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Does that mean that the road to heaven is paved with bad intentions? You might have to take the opposite approach next time.

By InfiniteSunshine | 32

#6699630 - Thursday 6 October 2016 10:35

Awe, I'm sure she understood and doesn't hold any ill will. You couldn't have known, and it's the gesture that counts. I'm also very allergic to flowers, but I still love and enjoy getting them. I just keep them in a place separate from where I am regularly, but where I can still enjoy them.