By PISSED - 07/11/2009 11:58 - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I call her to find out where she lives. She answers the phone only to hear my father yelling in the background, "stop talking to that whore." FML
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perdix 29

"Don't worry, he's yelling at my brother who is talking to my mom."

Hm, high school... chances are your father is right.


delfinofrank 0

Why are German men so obsessed with sex??????????????????????????

Wtf are you all on about!?!?! who cares if theres no substance (well there will be at the end of the day) Course shes a whore, its high school but who gives a shit really!?!? O and i rate girls, its fun thankyou

perdix 29

Because they are men. Next question.

Where'd you get that from? The story sounds pretty universal to me... BTW, what is "whore" in German?

#81 - My dictionary tells me 'Hure' :P

His Father is a Swienhund!!

Hm, high school... chances are your father is right.

around_the_world 0

yeah the dad's right. Defnitely since all the OP said was "hottest" girl. There's no substance in whatever comes out of it.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Parents know best. Next time, don't go for the hottest girl

sun kissed are you saying we should go for you instead?

That was harsh.

hahahahaha sex is nicee try it delfino guy

perdix 29

"Don't worry, he's yelling at my brother who is talking to my mom."

Good lord this made me laugh so hard.

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off. (Comment was so good it deserved rotflmao written out)

JinxSNC 0

oh god #4 is full of win I laughed so damn hard

Oh my god LMFAO!!!

Brighton_Cruz 20

pffttt lololol lmao!!!

Are you going out with her only because she's attractive? YDI

Is he in high school? Yes. That's what you're supposed to do at that age since it's the only time you really can without missing out.

In high school, you're "supposed to" date people based solely on looks? How about learning how not to be immature and shallow?

Totally misread "shallow" for "swallow" there, heh..

major cock block

Haha. My dad would do the same thing.

"Not until she's coated in aggressive amounts of semen!"

dudeitsdanny 9


americayay 0

Agreed #2. I doubt he'd assume that based on absolutely nothing.

Ouch! what a burn!