By PISSED - 07/11/2009 11:58 - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I call her to find out where she lives. She answers the phone only to hear my father yelling in the background, "stop talking to that whore." FML
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perdix 29

"Don't worry, he's yelling at my brother who is talking to my mom."

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DameGreyWulf 0
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Hm, high school... chances are your father is right.

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delfinofrank 0

Why are German men so obsessed with sex??????????????????????????

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The_Pleb 0
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Wtf are you all on about!?!?! who cares if theres no substance (well there will be at the end of the day) Course shes a whore, its high school but who gives a shit really!?!? O and i rate girls, its fun thankyou

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perdix 29

Because they are men. Next question.

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pikantna777 0
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Where'd you get that from? The story sounds pretty universal to me... BTW, what is "whore" in German?

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darkheart88 0
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#81 - My dictionary tells me 'Hure' :P

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Eddie_Paints 0
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His Father is a Swienhund!!

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DameGreyWulf 0
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Hm, high school... chances are your father is right.

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around_the_world 0

yeah the dad's right. Defnitely since all the OP said was "hottest" girl. There's no substance in whatever comes out of it.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Parents know best. Next time, don't go for the hottest girl

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raptorjebus 0
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sun kissed are you saying we should go for you instead?

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PenguinBitch 43
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That was harsh.

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Wet_Dream 0
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hahahahaha sex is nicee try it delfino guy

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perdix 29

"Don't worry, he's yelling at my brother who is talking to my mom."

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drinkupgorgeous 0
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Good lord this made me laugh so hard.

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TooBored13 0
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Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off. (Comment was so good it deserved rotflmao written out)

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JinxSNC 0

oh god #4 is full of win I laughed so damn hard

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Rainbowjumper0 12
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Oh my god LMFAO!!!

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Brighton_Cruz 20

pffttt lololol lmao!!!

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DollyMolly 0
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Are you going out with her only because she's attractive? YDI

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MagicMeds 0
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Is he in high school? Yes. That's what you're supposed to do at that age since it's the only time you really can without missing out.

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iwadasn 32
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In high school, you're "supposed to" date people based solely on looks? How about learning how not to be immature and shallow?

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Dingan 0
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Totally misread "shallow" for "swallow" there, heh..

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Starfire22 5
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major cock block

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joey1707 0
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Haha. My dad would do the same thing.

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The_Advice_Guy 0
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"Not until she's coated in aggressive amounts of semen!"

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dudeitsdanny 9

Win

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americayay 0

Agreed #2. I doubt he'd assume that based on absolutely nothing.

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judge_Fred 0
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Ouch! what a burn!

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