Today, I finally got my forklift license after training for a... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 18:00

Today, I finally got my forklift license after training for a week. Almost eight hours later, I lost my license by not lowering my forks, crashing into and destroying four overhead light fixtures which cost more than $500 in damage. FML

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Wednesday 1 May 2019 18:39

By the amount of fork lift crash videos online, they should probably require more than a week of training to get your license...

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Wednesday 1 May 2019 21:15

Looks like you’re forked!

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Wednesday 1 May 2019 18:39

By the amount of fork lift crash videos online, they should probably require more than a week of training to get your license...

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Thursday 2 May 2019 14:04

I had a 2 minute crash course on how to work the controls and then I was ordered to start operating a rough terrain forklift at my work. After an hour or so I got pretty decent at it. It isn’t difficult to drive a forklift.

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Friday 3 May 2019 15:12

Look at all the car crash videos on the internet. seems like you need more than 1 year training.... (canada) honestly some people are just idiots and should never have a license.

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Saturday 4 May 2019 2:07

I got one in four hours

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Wednesday 1 May 2019 18:46

A week is clearly not long enough for that kind of training. Or was it just you?

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Wednesday 1 May 2019 21:15

Looks like you’re forked!

blondie45 21

Wednesday 1 May 2019 23:55

How the fork did you get that license in the first place!

Trinity Fenwick 7

Thursday 2 May 2019 2:43

wow. not that hard to pay attention at work. also would think that you would be extra cautious especially on your first day. ydi

Matthew Irmen 11

Thursday 2 May 2019 15:20

I’ve seen much worse from seasoned veterans. Try again with a little caution

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Friday 3 May 2019 15:15

you're lucky because where i work, if you did that, the company would be fined

I am mee 8

Saturday 4 May 2019 2:09

I got a forklift license and skidsteer in one day

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