Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML I agree, your life sucks 26749 I agree, your life sucks 26749 You deserved it 14487 You deserved it 14487 5 2 3 44 By green2black / Wednesday 19 May 2010 07:09 / United States
Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML I agree, your life sucks 24397 I agree, your life sucks 24397 You deserved it 14793 You deserved it 14793 168 6 3 12 27 By YourAverageFckUp / Sunday 23 August 2015 01:21 / United States - Richmond
Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious... I agree, your life sucks 43144 I agree, your life sucks 43144 You deserved it 23816 You deserved it 23816 266
Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with... I agree, your life sucks 21754 I agree, your life sucks 21754 You deserved it 3489 You deserved it 3489 60
Today, at 1am, the kitchen sink pipe came away from the fitting and flooded the cupboards with dirty dishwater. #FML @NicolaMDavidson I agree, your life sucks 1501 I agree, your life sucks 1501 You deserved it 131 You deserved it 131 3
Today as a priest I was invited to the home of a lady who claimed Jesus face had appeared to her. She took me upstairs to her bathroom, it was poo, she... I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
India Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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