Try to make online friends? It might help if you're that lonely.

wanna be my online friend? with benefits? *wink*

Depends. Do you cover dental, #11?

lol. i stay online. forever alone guy here otherwise ;)

It's okay op! We all have our down times, you just gotta get yourself out there! After all, strangers are just friends we haven't met yet!

Or murderers

or rapists

Craigslist?

Yeh I'd try to find an online game or something that's reasonably popular and see if u can't make any online friends that would help more than u might think

Well, eventually Siri's gonna run out of stuff to say; get yourself out there and make friends! If that seems a bit uncomfortable to you, then start out online. I've made a few friends that way, and I've definitely been in the same boat before, so I can empathize. Good luck :)

She's reading Wikipedia articles, it's gonna be a while before she runs out of articles to read from.

try o'meagle lots of freaks there too

Don't ask her what 0 divided by 0 is..

It's okay. Just don't get /too/ attached otherwise you'll end up with a love story fit for a Spike Jonze production.

Haven't you seen "Her"?

I think so… who wrote and directed it?

Listen to creepy stories on YouTube not only will it feel like someone's talking to you but afterwards you'll feel like someone's with you and always watching

At least you're not lonely enough to make her start calling you 'daddy'.

Hey don't be so gloomy....we all are ur frndz.. just try and chat with some of us on FML....then you'll not feel lonely again.