Today, I felt so lonely that I asked Siri to read me Wikipedia articles so that I could pretend I was having a conversation with a real human being. FML
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Hunter_the_Ninja
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Try to make online friends? It might help if you're that lonely.
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S0LUS
| 16
It's okay op! We all have our down times, you just gotta get yourself out there! After all, strangers are just friends we haven't met yet!
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Hunter_the_Ninja
| 22
Try to make online friends? It might help if you're that lonely.
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MrPotatoFace
| 9
wanna be my online friend? with benefits? *wink*
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Tripartita
| 44
Depends. Do you cover dental, #11?
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Mortoli
| 30
lol. i stay online. forever alone guy here otherwise ;)
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S0LUS
| 16
It's okay op! We all have our down times, you just gotta get yourself out there! After all, strangers are just friends we haven't met yet!
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Coland
| 19
Or murderers
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MrPotatoFace
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or rapists
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Craigslist?
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stingray112
| 24
Yeh I'd try to find an online game or something that's reasonably popular and see if u can't make any online friends that would help more than u might think
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itsalanis
| 24
Well, eventually Siri's gonna run out of stuff to say; get yourself out there and make friends! If that seems a bit uncomfortable to you, then start out online. I've made a few friends that way, and I've definitely been in the same boat before, so I can empathize. Good luck :)
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shinikageWolf
| 15
She's reading Wikipedia articles, it's gonna be a while before she runs out of articles to read from.
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aubamas
| 20
try o'meagle lots of freaks there too
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WolfsScar
| 15
Don't ask her what 0 divided by 0 is..
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Tripartita
| 44
It's okay. Just don't get /too/ attached otherwise you'll end up with a love story fit for a Spike Jonze production.
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604
| 11
Haven't you seen "Her"?
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Tripartita
| 44
I think so… who wrote and directed it?
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KhaleesiDannie
| 26
Listen to creepy stories on YouTube not only will it feel like someone's talking to you but afterwards you'll feel like someone's with you and always watching
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Miss_Chevious
| 37
At least you're not lonely enough to make her start calling you 'daddy'.
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lexred
| 30
Hey don't be so gloomy....we all are ur frndz.. just try and chat with some of us on FML....then you'll not feel lonely again.