Siblings really suck sometimes but you got to get him back OP.

Just sit him down to one of those computer prank things and video tape his reaction. Then you can always just blackmail by threatening to post it to fb or whatever.

Or sell his diary pages to the highest bidder.

Or feed him to the birds.

Did you end up with bird poop melting in your cleavage?

Nice foreshadowing the previous FML same to #3 Regardless that does suck OP. just get your brother back by scaring the shit out of him lol.

It's better than having birds shit on you OP!

Because that would be a shitty situation

#5 You mean to say flashback, not foreshadow.

At least they didn't shit on you at your wedding.

I was once buried in the sand when a seagull dropped a piece of cheese in my mouth :3 it is not fun

Hahaha! Thanks for sharing. That truly made my day.

I know a film by Alfred Hitchcock that you'll love...

As someone that automatically assumes a stomach to be an internal organ, this FML gave me the most vile picture in my head...

I would be pissed to wake up to a flock of seagulls eating bread off my stomach, they are a terrible band.

Dammit, you beat me to it.

Full his blankets with a bucket of some kind of creepy bug that he doesn't like, while he's sleeping! That'll get him. Make sure to set up some kind of camera right before, so you can get his girly scream on video to send to his friends.

Revenge usually just leads to more revenge

I bet you shat more than the terrified flock of seagulls did.