FML : Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a...

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Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MoneyMike - / Thursday 12 March 2009 00:30 / United States

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By HANGtheFREAK | 0

#28067 - Thursday 12 March 2009 12:35

haha did your grandma notice?
OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!

By sucker | 0

#28061 - Thursday 12 March 2009 12:31

Ouch... enjoy your adolescence ;)

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By sucker | 0

#28061 - Thursday 12 March 2009 12:31

Ouch... enjoy your adolescence ;)

hellokittywhore | 0

#853968 - Sunday 14 February 2010 7:25

and no one noticed?? you must be pretty small! fyl indeedy!!!

rbond93 | 4

#869406 - Thursday 18 February 2010 19:52

hahahahahaha

fuckedPriceless | 17

#5590721 - Sunday 21 July 2013 15:59

It doesn't really just bleed through your jeans or shorts and run down your thighs. Semen is very thick and usually would just stay smeared all over his thigh, which isn't visible to anyone.

By Ckopc | 0

#28066 - Thursday 12 March 2009 12:35

Regular sex helps to avoid such situations

SkyBirdy | 5

#4247826 - Monday 2 April 2012 5:12

Or jerking off.

By HANGtheFREAK | 0

#28067 - Thursday 12 March 2009 12:35

haha did your grandma notice?
OHMYGOD was the wet dream ABOUT your grandma?!!

MLSxxox | 3

#576751 - Sunday 20 September 2009 20:23

LMAO #3!!!

By suckerz | 0

#28068 - Thursday 12 March 2009 12:36

lmao @ # 3

By Kozzy333 | 0

#28083 - Thursday 12 March 2009 13:01

#2

and masturbate more.

Gstone5 | 0

#848508 - Friday 12 February 2010 16:18

Dizzygrl08 | 4

#1018397 - Friday 4 June 2010 2:07

Win on #5's part lol

By Ldy_S_FTW | 0

#28089 - Thursday 12 March 2009 13:06

#3 made me LOL

CrazyDutch | 0

#1798572 - Sunday 5 December 2010 20:05

your hot!!!

SoccerForTheWin | 5

#4283472 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:21

You could have responded to #3 then...

randii_17 | 11

#5225139 - Saturday 8 December 2012 1:35

The formatting was different three years ago...

By timmytimmeh | 0

#28107 - Thursday 12 March 2009 13:51

Read what #5 said =]

By Jancho | 0

#28109 - Thursday 12 March 2009 13:52

Why wouldn't you take a promotion, there are whole lot bigger idiots than you(appearently not...), that are doing that work, but you won't take the job, cause you are afraid.