By jobless - 30/04/2012 13:28 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during a job interview as it was taking place over the phone. FML
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DocBastard 38
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Interviewer: And what would you say are your best qualities? OP: Oh, I'm very attentive and enthusiastic! And I'm also very... Interviewer: Very what? OP: ...very... Interviewer: Hello? OP: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz *click*

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emeraldon 7
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How does one do that. How do you fall asleep during an interview? Are you not interested at all?

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emeraldon 7
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How does one do that. How do you fall asleep during an interview? Are you not interested at all?

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LennyComa 39
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Probably by being a combination of tired and bored, I used to work in a call centre and i fell asleep in the middle of a call...I decided to leave before they sacked me for that but i can understand how it happened to the OP.

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WaSiSimiLang 8
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Let me act it out for you: Interviewer: alright, everything checks out, we have deemed you worthy of this position. Anything you would like to say? Op: mmm snort muh...mom.. I'm up, I'm up..ffzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Interviewer: why, of all the... How dare you... You shall never show your face in this line of work ever again! Why, no words can express how I feel about you right now... You ... You.. You pig! *slams down phone* Op: what what???? Omg f£&(@:/?!%€# Edit: d'oh, did not see docbastard's comment... But, good to know great minds think alike lol

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Ugi 26
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Maybe it was an interview for narcoleptics anonymous.

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Hidur 10
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Well if it's a job interview for a sleep study OP is a shoe in!

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
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It take great skill and years of training from the top universities to fail to that extend. Yes, you literally have to practice to be able to fail at such a professional level.

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waratmars 10
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Well, it sounds like something I would do

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DocBastard 38
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Interviewer: And what would you say are your best qualities? OP: Oh, I'm very attentive and enthusiastic! And I'm also very... Interviewer: Very what? OP: ...very... Interviewer: Hello? OP: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz *click*

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NoisyNykkii 10

Doc is doing Noor's job? Noor should do Doc's job!

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RedPillSucks 31

This just in..... Doc beats Noor Read all about it!!!

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Demonfish 14
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19- damn... I never pegged the doc as the violently abusive type... :/

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loserman67 35
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Dang Doc, you beat me to it again!

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LennyComa 39
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He's breaking the first line of the Hypocratic Oath by being violently abusive.

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DocBastard 38
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Lenny15Prezident - You must be referring to "Primum non nocere" (aka "First do no harm"), which appears nowhere in the Hippocratic Oath. It's a common misconception.

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LennyComa 39
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Fair enough, I was referencing that, Ah well learn something new 'n all that

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Eiregal2 10
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Noor, why you scare with photo? Why noor, why?

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icey0796 6
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Me- What's up Doc? Doc- Noorthing.

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pmadNess 14
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I like Noor's scary picture! I love how she changes it often.

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jjake20140 2
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I think you may have already found this out, but that was a very bad idea.

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Pentium_4 27
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maybe she has narcolepsy :o

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dav3800 7
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YOU DON'T SAY?

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akallaan 7
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You aren't that interested in that job huh? All you need is to fall asleep and your boss to yell at you because you fell asleep at a job you find uninteresting and hellish.

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perdix 29

You probably sounded smarter as the silent, thoughtful type when you were asleep than when you are awake prattling on with your inane jibber-jabber. Unless, of course, you snore like the Three Stooges.

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The_Hitdude 12
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If you could fall alseep during an interview, what would you do if you got the job?

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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Fall asleep and kill someone? Living zombie?

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WaSiSimiLang 8
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Omg noor your current picture, and the fact you keep editing your original picture freaks me out... More of the former though... Inspired by "the devil inside"?

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Marcella1016 31

Lmfao wow Noor too bad you're already with Ezio sounds like you and OP may have a lot in common :P

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Noor - judging by your profile picture, you'd know.

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cheer21moose 13

Not a damn thing because she obviously didn't get the job

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BriBeHyper 2
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Cool story bro.

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pexy_fml 16
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Let us hope you still have enough savings

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SkoomaKi 27
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You would be shit on a sex line. For your interview, you couldn't stay on a little longer? Not enough effort.

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