By moron - 28/05/2011 00:04 - United States

Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely ill. His buddies had gotten their hands on a taser, and he had the brilliant idea of being shot as part of a Youtube stunt video. Now I have an empty gas tank and have to clean up a puddle of vomit in my living room. FML
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SugarCrazy 14

At least it wasn't a hand gun...

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SugarCrazy 14

Morons will be morons..

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SugarCrazy 14

At least it wasn't a hand gun...

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jerseyboy732 16

damn your cute

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GuessWhatKids 13

Hey 6, go on fucking eharmony. This isn't a dating site.

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PottentialFML 0

lol at desperate Internet creepers, stay in the mineshafts

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jerseyboy732 16

chill bro I'm just saying she was cute I'm not trying to pick her up

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jerseyboy732 16

dang your cute

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tktom7 6

so what's the video called?

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GreenMaze 0

So how many views did he get.

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rawrbassasaur 7
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I see what you did there ;)

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TheTweaker 0
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Wow, what a shock that must have been.

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MissCheeks8 0
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playing with a taser is always a smart thing to do.. on tuesdays.

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Tcaret300 12
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I don't get it...

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xdust 4
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someone explain the joke.

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That0therguy 4

Could you give me the backstory? I'm lost.

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Anbuntou 8
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Boys will be boys?

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SugarCrazy 14

Morons will be morons..

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PottentialFML 0

bitches will be hatin. Combo breaker

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HyundaiOwner7 0

There wasn't really a combo yet.. you fail

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4
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I agree, 2-hit combo followed by a counter isn't really that epic.

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mattyv98 0
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well you should make his friends clean up his puke

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betterthanu2 0

I agree, and make them pay for the gas. Jesus, what some guys won't do in the name of their own stupidity. No excuse for it, really.

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GuessWhatKids 13

Lol, he sounds like a swell guy. Send him my way, I wouldn't mind getting assfucked senseless by the dear boy.

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alex1432 9
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did he shit his pants? I don't mean a prairie dog I mean a full load?

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ShelbyyCakess 0

guys these days do the craziest things.

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Hotlanta 5
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you haven't the slightest idea ; )

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That0therguy 4

Not just anything. Everything.

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jasminea 0
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hahaa, ground him for playing with dangerous materials!

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Pinkanani 12
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Hahaha, what's the link?

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skyeyez9 24

There is a slight chance a taser shock can put your heart in spasms and stop altogether. He shouldn't play with tasers ever again.

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firecapez 4

ok, mom -.-

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lilmisslovely13 15

haha 42

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