FML : Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I decided I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just...

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Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I decided I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ugh!! - / Friday 27 February 2009 20:28 / United States

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By Ole_Stinker | 0

#8957 - Saturday 28 February 2009 0:48

Had you gotten out of bed you probably would have stomped on it anyway.

By Dr_Phil | 0

#8935 - Saturday 28 February 2009 0:28

Wow, that was pretty stupid.

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By Dr_Phil | 0

#8935 - Saturday 28 February 2009 0:28

Wow, that was pretty stupid.

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kkmwong | 11

#2133261 - Monday 28 February 2011 16:15

CS 116 Midterm 2011-02-28 19:00 DWE 3522 E-6
CS 116 Midterm 2011-02-28 19:00 DWE 3522 E-6

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Skywalka911 | 0

#3800907 - Thursday 29 December 2011 1:50

???

By Ole_Stinker | 0

#8957 - Saturday 28 February 2009 0:48

Had you gotten out of bed you probably would have stomped on it anyway.

By Seegtease | 0

#8977 - Saturday 28 February 2009 1:13

Never ever ever decide to throw up on the floor. No matter how lazy you are, it'll take 20 times the work later to clean it up, and that area will smell for a long time to come.

By suckerz | 0

#8986 - Saturday 28 February 2009 1:23

you're disgusting... this isn't a FML it's a F your head... gross

By potentpotable | 0

#8987 - Saturday 28 February 2009 1:29

Only a thousand? #3 is right, you're not losing much.

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massnerder420 | 4

#2919208 - Monday 18 July 2011 7:13

its alot to some people, like me who dont just have $1000 to throw around. not sure if youve realized this.

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Rowdey | 10

#4474650 - Thursday 24 May 2012 3:03

How is sarcasm so hard to understand??

By Justice4All_fml | 0

#8996 - Saturday 28 February 2009 1:37

wow. that is all i have to say. And...you're a moron

By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#9004 - Saturday 28 February 2009 2:06

Wipe it off, laptops can deal with a lot

By k649 | 0

#9025 - Saturday 28 February 2009 2:33

I agree with #11, what?

Also, to the poster, you're a huge idiot.

By moig_fml | 0

#9027 - Saturday 28 February 2009 2:34

im guessing he took a shot/had a drink for ever year he was in school. i did this on graduation night haha

By dankwgn420 | 0

#9064 - Saturday 28 February 2009 3:40

why was it on the ground

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