FML : Today, I drank a good amount of vodka and cut my own hair. FML

By 315 / Wednesday 28 January 2009 22:20 / United States

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By kbtoys | 2

#12508 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:20

Haha, I did that recently, except it was just my bangs. And tequila, instead. But damn if it isn't taking forever for my fucking bangs to grow out...

By derailed | 0

#155946 - Thursday 30 April 2009 07:23

I hate the mods who let this stupid shit pass more than anything

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By Bunbu | 8

#6652 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 10:41

[email protected] whiskey is awful, vodka is amazing also, i lol'd

DoctorRoche | 11

#5824691 - Sunday 12 January 2014 02:09

After reading this comment I need some vodka

By kbtoys | 2

#12508 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:20

Haha, I did that recently, except it was just my bangs. And tequila, instead. But damn if it isn't taking forever for my fucking bangs to grow out...

Sweetpea137 | 0

#1825067 - Friday 10 December 2010 08:20

funny pic btw

By SagemoonBlood | 0

#16691 - Thursday 5 March 2009 09:15

haha i've read this one a million times but it never gets old. Easily best FML ever

By savage_pixie | 0

#57430 - Wednesday 25 March 2009 09:27

your an idiot.....clearly you shouldnt be drinking.

garc1795 | 8

#6612699 - Sunday 22 May 2016 11:59

*You're

By elloelle | 0

#59512 - Thursday 26 March 2009 08:26

smooooooooooth

By giffinator | 0

#74387 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 07:52

nothing new.

EmeraldArcher | 10

#6516002 - Thursday 21 January 2016 07:02

Wow... That's normal for you?

By purpleBerryZ | 0

#120417 - Saturday 18 April 2009 12:06

there should be "you're an idiot" and "lame FML" choices besides FYL & YDI... *sigh*

By derailed | 0

#155946 - Thursday 30 April 2009 07:23

I hate the mods who let this stupid shit pass more than anything

By funnymonkey_fml | 0

#205150 - Sunday 17 May 2009 04:39

hahahaha that does suck but its ur own fault

By dearViena | 0

#229561 - Monday 25 May 2009 06:55

vodka FTW!!

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