By blondie101 - 09/12/2011 06:11 - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML
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meirasanya 10

And you thought drinking alcohol before an exam would be a good idea because....?

You fucking deserve it! Why!?? Are people becoming stupider by the day?

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umm_Talk 9

Ha at least you didn't lie and say "Obama is an awesome president!"

marisadc79 0

Couldn't disagree more lol

Hey I take that as a compliment to him,you could have written worse.

You fucking deserve it! Why!?? Are people becoming stupider by the day?

meirasanya 10

And you thought drinking alcohol before an exam would be a good idea because....?

because it helps him think... obviously...

Beebow_fml 5

Why would you do that if you can't handle it? Ydi completely.

marisadc79 0

For your sake I hope the professor has a sense of humor and honestly, who drinks like that before a big test, come on, so deserved it

Well that was a clever idea. Jeez stupidity never fails to amaze.

xosportsgirl14x 8

Well I wouldn't go so far as to call him beautiful...

You guys, stop having a BF.