Spongebob (a sponge) absorbed all of the pool water before OP dived in.

It's dove, not dived.

It's dived, not dove. Dove is the perfect tense form and would need to be paired with have/has/had.

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Dove isn't a word. It's definitely dived.

I had dove into the cool lake and emerged refreshed. ^example of how to use dove as a past tense of dive

Dove is a soap brand

It's actually both, look it up in any dictionary.

A dove is also a type of bird.

You're right,... but wrong."Dived" is the British English past form. Following on that logic, dive is not irregular verb, thus past perfect form is also "dived". "Dove" is simply used in American English. You're onto something there though, as the American dive -> dove would call for the perfect form of "diven".

Dove is the company, along with the bird.

The puns arent even remotely funny.

Not necessary, he could have landed on his feet or hands. And depends on where he dove (deep end or not)

Yes, it's a sex joke.

a sponge soaked in all the water

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