By seanjohn268 - 29/11/2011 17:21 - Canada

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML
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kmiks411 0

Take then out of the mixer too

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kmiks411 0

Take then out of the mixer too

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iAmPaul 49

One or the other OP, or even better, do both, unplug AND remove them from the mixer. ;D

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n_epic_fail 14

I bet your tongue got a workout, you'll be a kissing GOD.... What a G

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jjoyce6 0

That's what you call a tongue twister

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nadyy14 8
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*facepalm* oh god help us...YDI

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aceman1992 9
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33- wtf really?

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fatme2012 7

Idiot.

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SirObvious 1

I hope you don't MIX that up again..

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G0v3nat0r 7

I see what you did there...

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a_cassie 4

OP, you're fucking stupid.

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woosah 16
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... Just today you learned that?... It doesn't go without saying I guess?

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woosah 16
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Opps I meant OP just discovered that today. not #1. My bad ;)

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JennyBear101 0

Does this person happen 2 b blonde? (not trying 2 b a hater, I'm blonde 2)

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EatnBeef 7
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I would've made that mistake if I didn't read this FML. I learned something today!

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gregorrok1 0
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I hope you still have a tongue...

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Britter903 6

Lol your picture matches your reply perfectly

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frokeyman92 9
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Or just stupidity

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TheFunnyzach 3
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I'm stupid.

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ImFrackinBored 13

At least it wasn't a blender >_>

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philipino 24
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Why in the f*ck did you do that? I understand it would be delicious, but really?

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Right_Click 12
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It's okay. It's helping clean out the gene pool.

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WaSiSimiLang 8
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Mmmmhhhhhmmmmmm cookies with a side of tongue anyone?

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xiaoxaio 5
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no shit havent u learned from afv

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Ecklcakes 15
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Mmmmmmm so goo- oh fuuuu

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datgamerchick 14
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Dumbass. It's common sense.

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Sarah_moustache 9

Im wondering what the dump happened to his tongue..

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boofgall 16
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What the.. dump?

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VaanBasch 1
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Why the dump are you questioning what she said?

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FarSide 22
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Silly OP. Everyone knows you can't beat common sense...

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gabrielbaby 9

I see what you did there xD

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Jdimp 1

what a tongue twister

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holagranola 15
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that's just common sense to unplug and take the beaters out.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Beaters giggity :o

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nollid7 5

That's why people like OP shouldn't reproduce, what a dumbass!!!

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konstantinos616 17
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Common sense isn't as common as you think

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JACKxRAWR 22
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This is like saying "today I learnt to put the safety catch on a gun before putting the muzzle in my mouth and pulling the trigger".

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TipOfTheHat 10
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Proof positive that only stupid people breed! Try warming your bath with a plugged in toaster!

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silver848 6

Good Idea! *ZAP* "OUCH!"

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kwanza23 3

6: you need to search 'idiocracy trailer' on YouTube. :)

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mnmolino 14
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Yeah... Beaters typically can dish out a really good beating...

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DanGleesak 11

Agh, you beat me to that pun.

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Insane_Tea 15
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You deserved it.

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pedosmurf 7

That's like shoving a steak knife in your mouth to lick the juice dumbo

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Max1468 4
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Well, uh...I hope it work better for you the next time?

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ohmandapants 16
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That would be nice, except OP doesn't have a tongue anymore. There cannot be a next time.

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YakuzaxGeneralz 9

I would have taken this comment way more seriously if there was no question mark at the end.

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AsianCookie247 14

I see you've discovered Fat Booth Max, congratulations.

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frokeyman92 9
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That's not fat booth mate....

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bitchy_bitch 0

thats dirty!

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tj4234 35
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I'm sorry. But you really deserve this...

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