By seanjohn268 - 29/11/2011 17:21 - Canada

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 358
You deserved it 66 231

Same thing different taste


kmiks411 0
iAmPaul 49

One or the other OP, or even better, do both, unplug AND remove them from the mixer. ;D

n_epic_fail 14

I bet your tongue got a workout, you'll be a kissing GOD.... What a G

jjoyce6 0

That's what you call a tongue twister

SirObvious 1

I hope you don't MIX that up again..

G0v3nat0r 7
a_cassie 4

... Just today you learned that?... It doesn't go without saying I guess?

Opps I meant OP just discovered that today. not #1. My bad ;)

JennyBear101 0

Does this person happen 2 b blonde? (not trying 2 b a hater, I'm blonde 2)

Why in the f*ck did you do that? I understand it would be delicious, but really?

Sarah_moustache 9

Im wondering what the dump happened to his tongue..

Why the dump are you questioning what she said?

Silly OP. Everyone knows you can't beat common sense...

gabrielbaby 9

that's just common sense to unplug and take the beaters out.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1
nollid7 5

That's why people like OP shouldn't reproduce, what a dumbass!!!

This is like saying "today I learnt to put the safety catch on a gun before putting the muzzle in my mouth and pulling the trigger".

Proof positive that only stupid people breed! Try warming your bath with a plugged in toaster!

silver848 6
kwanza23 3

6: you need to search 'idiocracy trailer' on YouTube. :)

Yeah... Beaters typically can dish out a really good beating...

DanGleesak 11
pedosmurf 7

That's like shoving a steak knife in your mouth to lick the juice dumbo

Well, uh...I hope it work better for you the next time?

That would be nice, except OP doesn't have a tongue anymore. There cannot be a next time.

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

I would have taken this comment way more seriously if there was no question mark at the end.

AsianCookie247 14

I see you've discovered Fat Booth Max, congratulations.

I'm sorry. But you really deserve this...