Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

By seanjohn268 - 29/11/2011 17:21 - Canada

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By Commander223 | 9

#3660088 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:29

Tard....

By kmiks411 | 0

#3660087 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:29

Take then out of the mixer too

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By kmiks411 | 0

#3660087 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:29

Take then out of the mixer too

iAmPaul | 49

#3660216 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:44

One or the other OP, or even better, do both, unplug AND remove them from the mixer. ;D

n_epic_fail | 14

#3660514 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:19

I bet your tongue got a workout, you'll be a kissing GOD.... What a G

jjoyce6 | 0

#3660842 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:08

That's what you call a tongue twister

nadyy14 | 8

#3660924 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:19

*facepalm* oh god help us...YDI

aceman1992 | 9

#3661313 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:18

33- wtf really?

fatme2012 | 7

#3661445 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:42

Idiot.

SirObvious | 1

#3661835 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:48

I hope you don't MIX that up again..

G0v3nat0r | 7

#3662168 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:51

I see what you did there...

a_cassie | 4

#3662225 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 7:06

OP, you're fucking stupid.

woosah | 16

#3662704 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:58

... Just today you learned that?... It doesn't go without saying I guess?

woosah | 16

#3667207 - Thursday 1 December 2011 1:50

Opps I meant OP just discovered that today. not #1. My bad ;)

JennyBear101 | 0

#3670910 - Friday 2 December 2011 0:55

Does this person happen 2 b blonde? (not trying 2 b a hater, I'm blonde 2)

By Commander223 | 9

#3660088 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:29

Tard....

EatnBeef | 7

#3661090 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:42

I would've made that mistake if I didn't read this FML. I learned something today!

gregorrok1 | 0

#3661700 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:24

I hope you still have a tongue...

Britter903 | 6

#3664247 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 14:49

Lol your picture matches your reply perfectly

frokeyman92 | 9

#3664274 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 14:57

Or just stupidity

TheFunnyzach | 3

#3664390 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:33

I'm stupid.

ImFrackinBored | 13

#3666811 - Thursday 1 December 2011 0:50

At least it wasn't a blender >_>

By philipino | 24

#3660119 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:32

Why in the f*ck did you do that? I understand it would be delicious, but really?

Right_Click | 12

#3660809 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:03

It's okay. It's helping clean out the gene pool.

WaSiSimiLang | 8

#3661066 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:39

Mmmmhhhhhmmmmmm cookies with a side of tongue anyone?

xiaoxaio | 5

#3661864 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:53

no shit havent u learned from afv

Ecklcakes | 15

#3662488 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:27

Mmmmmmm so goo- oh fuuuu

By datgamerchick | 14

#3660149 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:35

Dumbass. It's common sense.

Sarah_moustache | 9

#3660381 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:04

Im wondering what the dump happened to his tongue..

boofgall | 16

#3660668 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:43

What the.. dump?

VaanBasch | 1

#3660675 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:44

Why the dump are you questioning what she said?

FarSide | 22

#3660736 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:53

Silly OP. Everyone knows you can't beat common sense...

gabrielbaby | 9

#3664359 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:26

I see what you did there xD

Jdimp | 1

#3671702 - Friday 2 December 2011 5:13

what a tongue twister

By holagranola | 15

#3660153 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:35

that's just common sense to unplug and take the beaters out.

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#3660972 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:25

Beaters giggity :o

nollid7 | 5

#3662651 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:51

That's why people like OP shouldn't reproduce, what a dumbass!!!

konstantinos616 | 17

#3666463 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:42

Common sense isn't as common as you think

JACKxRAWR | 22

#5572682 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 21:34

This is like saying "today I learnt to put the safety catch on a gun before putting the muzzle in my mouth and pulling the trigger".

By TipOfTheHat | 10

#3660172 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:38

Proof positive that only stupid people breed! Try warming your bath with a plugged in toaster!

silver848 | 6

#3661514 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:49

Good Idea! *ZAP* "OUCH!"

kwanza23 | 3

#3662027 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:22

6: you need to search 'idiocracy trailer' on YouTube. :)

By mnmolino | 14

#3660173 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:38

Yeah... Beaters typically can dish out a really good beating...

DanGleesak | 11

#3660229 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:46

Agh, you beat me to that pun.

By Insane_Tea | 14

#3660195 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:40

You deserved it.

pedosmurf | 7

#4109454 - Thursday 1 March 2012 7:01

That's like shoving a steak knife in your mouth to lick the juice dumbo

By Max1468 | 4

#3660208 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:43

Well, uh...I hope it work better for you the next time?

ohmandapants | 16

#3661587 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:02

That would be nice, except OP doesn't have a tongue anymore. There cannot be a next time.

YakuzaxGeneralz | 9

#3662953 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 10:37

I would have taken this comment way more seriously if there was no question mark at the end.

AsianCookie247 | 14

#3663047 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:24

I see you've discovered Fat Booth Max, congratulations.

frokeyman92 | 9

#3664284 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:00

That's not fat booth mate....

bitchy_bitch | 0

#3668000 - Thursday 1 December 2011 5:30

thats dirty!

By tj4234 | 35

#3660222 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:45

I'm sorry. But you really deserve this...