By Anonymous - United States
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
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  enonymous  |  8

Credit card profiling happens... anytime I buy a bag of lime, shovels, anarchy handbook, 2 tons of fertilizer, ammonia nitrate, a confederate flag, blasting caps and 2 slim jims. Cops are all over me... they don't understand I'm just trying preparing for my audit at the IRS. I think it's the slim jims that give me away

  dolphincheddar  |  10

good thing I don't use my credit card to buy the ropes, dog food, cattle prod, and hydrochloric acid. otherwise they might find
grandma.. she's safer in my basement. the illuminati is out to get her! at least that's what the voices in my head tell me

  enonymous  |  8

It is actually lime as lye will let the DNA leech into the soil enough for comparison and will also cause the body to have a foul odor but with lime it will eat the body and DNA faster than lye and will also have a much less noticeable odor. but I was wrong on ammonium nitrate


Illegal for the police to search your house at random? Yes, unless OP gave them permission.

[And no, they didn't get a signed warrant in the same day, it doesn't work that way.]