call the fly a noob and spam "halp!!!!"

Popped eardrums don't heal, it's called going deaf.

You do not clean your ears for two weeks. YDI

do u not clean your ears?!?! ew you have do it daily!!!

Brain food!

156, they DO in fact heal. and OP, having a popped eardrum hurts like a motherfucker. you would know if its popped.

Guess who's reading FML before going to sleep now? ._.

OP did check it.

"Your pretty stupid IMO." Oh, the irony.

lol. WIN.

Before you call others stupid, why don't you check your grammar.

It's "you're".

HIs grammar is ok. It's his spelling that's a blight to mankind.

Thank you, humorizer..

who gives a shit about spelling/grammar? when are people going to get over the your/you're thing? god

When we stop speaking English? O_o

Since we're being especially picky today, FYI spelling == grammar.

spelling does not equate to grammar. they are separate and equal.

it doesn't feel anything?? You mean you can't feel anything...

Little and big? Wtf?

174- Well, the squirrel in your profile picture is both little and big. It's a little squirrel, but it's fat/big. Anyways, 6 was trying to emphasize the piece of paper's size by saying it was both little and big.

174- there is also little big planet. little piece of paper, big head.

dude, what else could you POSSIBLY put in there?

Bad music, maybe. xD

I don't know about you, but whatever your mum decides to do with my ears is fine with me.

hahaha oh snap!

a few other things...you dating a Chinese guy? lol good old stereo types

what else us there to put in an ear?

...ear sex?

maybe no medical insurance?