Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML
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drano
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How would it have gotten in there without you feeling it? Unless you were sleeping o_O
still, gross.
still, gross.
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runescapescool
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call the fly a noob and spam "halp!!!!"
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alexomAnexo
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Popped eardrums don't heal, it's called going deaf.
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Loosechange
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You do not clean your ears for two weeks. YDI
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Tweety122888
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do u not clean your ears?!?! ew you have do it daily!!!
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AssTard
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Brain food!
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isallwaysme
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156, they DO in fact heal. and OP, having a popped eardrum hurts like a motherfucker. you would know if its popped.
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Kamon97
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Guess who's reading FML before going to sleep now? ._.
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tay7
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You probably should have checked it out before you assumed you popped your eardrum..
YDI
YDI
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SoSoRachel
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OP did check it.
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g35nyc
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WTF? It doesn't feel anything when something goes inside your ears? Your pretty stupid IMO.
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synacious
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"Your pretty stupid IMO."
Oh, the irony.
Oh, the irony.
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polly87
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lol. WIN.
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barlessprison
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Before you call others stupid, why don't you check your grammar.
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SaysBrittany
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It's "you're".
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humorizer
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HIs grammar is ok. It's his spelling that's a blight to mankind.
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Logica42
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Thank you, humorizer..
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amy_shmamy
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who gives a shit about spelling/grammar? when are people going to get over the your/you're thing?
god
god
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Barbarossa_fml
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When we stop speaking English? O_o
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DoctorWombat
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Since we're being especially picky today, FYI spelling == grammar.
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drf610
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spelling does not equate to grammar. they are separate and equal.
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kaykaypopz
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it doesn't feel anything?? You mean you can't feel anything...
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Dbag320
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Lmao, That sucks. How could you not tell something was in your ear?????
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girlygirl666
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Ewwww that's so gross!
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mndz_mkl
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lol, its ok, i had a nice little BIG piece of folded paper in mine, and i had to go to the emergency room,they got it out, along with ALOT of earwax.
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SomeBossOnHere
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Little and big? Wtf?
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iwantagoat579
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174- Well, the squirrel in your profile picture is both little and big. It's a little squirrel, but it's fat/big.
Anyways, 6 was trying to emphasize the piece of paper's size by saying it was both little and big.
Anyways, 6 was trying to emphasize the piece of paper's size by saying it was both little and big.
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FlyestBoy
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174- there is also little big planet. little piece of paper, big head.
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inflagranti
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that's kinda gross... it could've never happen to me im so scared of things going in my ear eww... except for good music and few other things
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Remegy
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dude, what else could you POSSIBLY put in there?
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gambol
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Bad music, maybe. xD
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redbluegreen
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I don't know about you, but whatever your mum decides to do with my ears is fine with me.
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aubz6391
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hahaha oh snap!
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lol_good_one
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a few other things...you dating a Chinese guy? lol good old stereo types
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makeup14
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what else us there to put in an ear?
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ifuckmonsters
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...ear sex?
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bockscar_fml
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wasn't that hurt if there's something stuck in your ear
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Sawadee
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Why "waited for it to heal"? You should go see a doctor
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Tweety122888
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maybe no medical insurance?
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AshleyRose784
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eww, so gross
still, gross.
THAT POOR FLY GOT COVERED IN EAR WAX.