FML : Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an...

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Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By JK710 / Tuesday 23 June 2009 01:13 / United States

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By drano | 0

#332757 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 09:42

How would it have gotten in there without you feeling it? Unless you were sleeping o_O still, gross.

By IDoNotHaveAIDS | 0

#332815 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 09:56

OH SHIT! THAT'S FUCKING NASTY! THAT POOR FLY GOT COVERED IN EAR WAX.

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By drano | 0

#332757 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 09:42

How would it have gotten in there without you feeling it? Unless you were sleeping o_O still, gross.

runescapescool | 0

#333178 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 01:52

call the fly a noob and spam "halp!!!!"

alexomAnexo | 0

#927395 - Tuesday 9 March 2010 04:02

Popped eardrums don't heal, it's called going deaf.

Loosechange | 0

#1028691 - Saturday 12 June 2010 06:47

You do not clean your ears for two weeks. YDI

Tweety122888 | 0

#1342077 - Friday 3 September 2010 07:09

do u not clean your ears?!?! ew you have do it daily!!!

AssTard | 15

#3814027 - Sunday 1 January 2012 05:56

Brain food!

isallwaysme | 27

#5269901 - Saturday 22 December 2012 05:37

156, they DO in fact heal. and OP, having a popped eardrum hurts like a motherfucker. you would know if its popped.

Kamon97 | 23

#5671140 - Friday 13 September 2013 05:34

Guess who's reading FML before going to sleep now? ._.

By tay7 | 0

#332759 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 09:43

You probably should have checked it out before you assumed you popped your eardrum.. YDI

SoSoRachel | 7

#5206535 - Sunday 2 December 2012 02:19

OP did check it.

By g35nyc | 0

#332764 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 09:44

WTF? It doesn't feel anything when something goes inside your ears? Your pretty stupid IMO.

synacious | 0

#332937 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:56

"Your pretty stupid IMO." Oh, the irony.

polly87 | 0

#332961 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 11:27

lol. WIN.

barlessprison | 16

#333087 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:51

Before you call others stupid, why don't you check your grammar.

SaysBrittany | 0

#334252 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:03

It's "you're".

humorizer | 14

#335382 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 05:48

HIs grammar is ok. It's his spelling that's a blight to mankind.

Logica42 | 0

#336395 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 04:26

Thank you, humorizer..

amy_shmamy | 0

#337096 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 08:37

who gives a shit about spelling/grammar? when are people going to get over the your/you're thing? god

Barbarossa_fml | 0

#337117 - Wednesday 24 June 2009 08:44

When we stop speaking English? O_o

DoctorWombat | 0

#338125 - Thursday 25 June 2009 01:56

Since we're being especially picky today, FYI spelling == grammar.

drf610 | 0

#338638 - Thursday 25 June 2009 05:02

spelling does not equate to grammar. they are separate and equal.

kaykaypopz | 0

#973627 - Saturday 3 April 2010 05:05

it doesn't feel anything?? You mean you can't feel anything...

By Dbag320 | 0

#332765 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 09:44

Lmao, That sucks. How could you not tell something was in your ear?????

By girlygirl666 | 0

#332781 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 09:48

Ewwww that's so gross!

By mndz_mkl | 0

#332782 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 09:48

lol, its ok, i had a nice little BIG piece of folded paper in mine, and i had to go to the emergency room,they got it out, along with ALOT of earwax.

SomeBossOnHere | 5

#3752894 - Monday 19 December 2011 04:31

Little and big? Wtf?

iwantagoat579 | 7

#5301173 - Tuesday 1 January 2013 05:13

174- Well, the squirrel in your profile picture is both little and big. It's a little squirrel, but it's fat/big. Anyways, 6 was trying to emphasize the piece of paper's size by saying it was both little and big.