By Anonymous - 13/09/2014 06:56 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML
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NotBlargo 18
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I do the same.

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Sam_Dchi 23
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why were you watching your mother while she was sleeping??

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NotBlargo 18
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I do the same.

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Jreslier 15
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Do you have a soft rug? I do.

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elibel 16
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Why were you in your mom's bedroom while she was sleeping

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hammer065 8
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Probably to hump her blankets while looking at her.

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enddmd 27
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Oh good, #1. I thought I was the only one.

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kittykat1501 31

WHAT?!?! Why?!?!?!?!

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sam193 14
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sounds hot

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Onyxdragon 9
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yeah, op was in her room to do the same

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octopussperm125 18
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Then the cat had to learn it somewhere

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omgcyndaquil 23
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If only Freud had written about animal behavior...

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BvbArmy_0 18
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#45 most creative comment ever

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BntyHntrSeattle 30
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Looks like the cat is in the b[ed].

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lambda_fml 40
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^ comment s[ucks].

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cryssycakesx3 22

to add- Looks like the comment is in the s[ucks].

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PengiPou 12
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Faith in catmanity restored

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Ltsdragons 19
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More like lost...

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tournamentdecide 33
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More like there never was one...?

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KapralCat 8
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Cats are cute,right?

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cypherwars 15
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dry humping ones are not

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katieemerr 15
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What a catastrophe

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AwkwardPartyBear 24
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Stop. Stop it right meow.

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wolfgold2 20
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You have got to be kitten me.

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martin8337 35

Now the cat's out of the bag.

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AoC15 10
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Insert cat pun here

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Enslaved 36
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"Dream of Cat-ifornication"? ~RHCP

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AllStache 11
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I love the Red Hot Catpeppers.

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katachristic 19

Almost, Red Hot Kitty Peppers sounds better.

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WeakYoungTeen 21
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I'm pawsitive that these cat puns will make me hissterical.

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jenjen2633 17
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Get meowta here

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candyolympics 17
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You have cat to be kitten me right meow.

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AllStache 11
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#49 I was thinking of that but it would be RHKP then.

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catmint 13
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My sister's cat used to make out with my mum's bathrobe. It got uncomfortable to watch after the first 15 minutes.

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bitchimabunnyz33 13
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I'm more concerned that you watched for over 15 minutes...

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catmint 13
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We watched until it stopped being hilarious and slightly mis-timed it :c

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cryssycakesx3 22

I had a cat that sucked on ears...

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TrackGirl19 29

my cat does that too :P she give a hickeys

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kinky44 28
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Must resist "pussy" pun. . . RESIST!

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Sam_Dchi 23
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why were you watching your mother while she was sleeping??

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JuggaloSimms1441 16
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Agreed! Creepy shit! Ydi!

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sjbartholome 14
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thinking the same thing

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DomiLove 26
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Maybe they weren't watching their mom but was about to wake her up or ask her something.

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OhWhoCares 42
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Or the cat was gone for 45 minutes and OP was looking around for it and found it in the mom's bedroom hahah

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