FML : Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 13 September 2014 06:56 / Canada - Calgary

Animals

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By NotBlargo | 18

#6063946 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:12

I do the same.

By Sam_Dchi | 23

#6063962 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:16

why were you watching your mother while she was sleeping??

Comments

By NotBlargo | 18

#6063946 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:12

I do the same.

Jreslier | 15

#6064060 - Saturday 13 September 2014 17:53

Do you have a soft rug? I do.

elibel | 16

#6064148 - Saturday 13 September 2014 19:42

Why were you in your mom's bedroom while she was sleeping

hammer065 | 8

#6064166 - Saturday 13 September 2014 20:02

Probably to hump her blankets while looking at her.

enddmd | 27

#6064379 - Sunday 14 September 2014 0:16

Oh good, #1. I thought I was the only one.

kittykat1501 | 31

#6310196 - Thursday 4 June 2015 7:51

WHAT?!?! Why?!?!?!?!

By sam193 | 14

#6063948 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:12

sounds hot

Onyxdragon | 9

#6064170 - Saturday 13 September 2014 20:10

yeah, op was in her room to do the same

octopussperm125 | 18

#6064754 - Sunday 14 September 2014 14:55

Then the cat had to learn it somewhere

By omgcyndaquil | 23

#6063950 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:13

If only Freud had written about animal behavior...

notsoaverageteen | 5

#6064156 - Saturday 13 September 2014 19:48

BvbArmy_0 | 18

#6064231 - Saturday 13 September 2014 21:32

#45 most creative comment ever

By BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#6063955 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:14

Looks like the cat is in the b[ed].

lambda_fml | 40

#6064038 - Saturday 13 September 2014 17:30

^ comment s[ucks].

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#6064235 - Saturday 13 September 2014 21:39

to add-

Looks like the comment is in the s[ucks].

By PengiPou | 12

#6063956 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:15

Faith in catmanity restored

Ltsdragons | 19

#6064118 - Saturday 13 September 2014 19:09

More like lost...

tournamentdecide | 33

#6064143 - Saturday 13 September 2014 19:37

More like there never was one...?

By KapralCat | 8

#6063957 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:15

Cats are cute,right?

cypherwars | 15

#6063997 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:47

dry humping ones are not

By katieemerr | 15

#6063958 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:15

What a catastrophe

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#6063966 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:20

Stop. Stop it right meow.

wolfgold2 | 20

#6063983 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:35

You have got to be kitten me.

martin8337 | 35

#6064024 - Saturday 13 September 2014 17:08

Now the cat's out of the bag.

AoC15 | 10

#6064076 - Saturday 13 September 2014 18:08

Insert cat pun here

Enslaved | 36

#6064098 - Saturday 13 September 2014 18:35

"Dream of Cat-ifornication"?

~RHCP

AllStache | 11

#6064163 - Saturday 13 September 2014 20:01

I love the Red Hot Catpeppers.

katachristic | 19

#6064169 - Saturday 13 September 2014 20:07

Almost, Red Hot Kitty Peppers sounds better.

WeakYoungTeen | 21

#6064233 - Saturday 13 September 2014 21:35

I'm pawsitive that these cat puns will make me hissterical.

jenjen2633 | 17

#6064252 - Saturday 13 September 2014 22:02

Get meowta here

candyolympics | 17

#6064279 - Saturday 13 September 2014 22:29

You have cat to be kitten me right meow.

AllStache | 11

#6064666 - Sunday 14 September 2014 9:00

#49 I was thinking of that but it would be RHKP then.

By catmint | 13

#6063959 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:15

My sister's cat used to make out with my mum's bathrobe. It got uncomfortable to watch after the first 15 minutes.

bitchimabunnyz33 | 13

#6064022 - Saturday 13 September 2014 17:08

I'm more concerned that you watched for over 15 minutes...

catmint | 13

#6064052 - Saturday 13 September 2014 17:41

We watched until it stopped being hilarious and slightly mis-timed it :c

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#6064175 - Saturday 13 September 2014 20:12

I had a cat that sucked on ears...

TrackGirl19 | 29

#6064230 - Saturday 13 September 2014 21:29

my cat does that too :P she give a hickeys

By kinky44 | 28

#6063961 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:16

Must resist "pussy" pun. . . RESIST!

By Sam_Dchi | 23

#6063962 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:16

why were you watching your mother while she was sleeping??

JuggaloSimms1441 | 16

#6064003 - Saturday 13 September 2014 16:49

Agreed! Creepy shit! Ydi!

sjbartholome | 14

#6064034 - Saturday 13 September 2014 17:26

thinking the same thing

DomiLove | 26

#6064081 - Saturday 13 September 2014 18:09

Maybe they weren't watching their mom but was about to wake her up or ask her something.

OhWhoCares | 42

#6064123 - Saturday 13 September 2014 19:14

Or the cat was gone for 45 minutes and OP was looking around for it and found it in the mom's bedroom hahah

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back,...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I took my cat to the vet's. When the vet took her temperature anally, I couldn't stop laughing. The vet had to ask me to leave the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FreeChocolate / Tuesday 10 December 2013 01:51 / United States - Marysville

Animals

Nearly

Today, I reported to my part-time job for a shift in what we call the dungeon because it’s cold and drafty. Meanwhile, just down the hallway, the full-timers...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, we had a patient projectile vomiting in our ambulance. I didn't know she had puked on our cot until I found it with my bare hand at the hospital....

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Canada

Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...

Australia

Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos