When people leave useless comments that have no worth to the OP or anyone.

25, When people don't finish their sentences.

wtf your face is fuck ugly

Why did you have to ruin it.

When water splashes on my ass while taking a shit.

72 get a bidet. Those are very satisfying.

With a kid in the room no one is sucking anything

Was there any point in that comment?

No No No you suck!

I would say that it would suck balls, but you're three year old prevents it.

Your child is young, so I'm assuming you are relatively young too, OP, and if your relationship is this frayed so early on, imagine the later years! Maybe you were just being too maudlin...

Cockblock indeed. Tell him to climb back into his race car bed, and all will be fine.

sounds like you and your wife might need to have a little talk...

Aww another sexless marriage. Oops, sorry for being redundant...

Fuck your wife, OP; she obviously sucks. Oh wait, that's the problem...

Haha, although she's doing most of the blocking...not sure the kid's at fault

Nah. In this case, the kid is merely a tool, a means to his wife's ends. His wife's frigid, distant ends.

Tiny-cock block.

Todblocked

And no fucks were given.

One solution is to start your romantic advances OUTSIDE the bedroom. Romance her throughout the day & she'll be interested by bedtime. Another is to get more creative with quickies and venues. Little kids make sex difficult in the best of relationships.

Ray Barone tried that with Debra but for the opposite. So she could let him breath in bed.

It seems like her nether regions come with a child lock.