Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as a buffer against any romantic advances. FML
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- Australia - Melbourne
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lovelyheadache
| 16
Aww man :
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xSheaa
| 7
When people leave useless comments that have no worth to the OP or anyone.
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omgcookeys
| 15
25, When people don't finish their sentences.
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gabrielle01
| 0
wtf your face is fuck ugly
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TriflingAllDay
| 6
Why did you have to ruin it.
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1awliet
| 8
When water splashes on my ass while taking a shit.
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Bluekaren16
| 19
72 get a bidet. Those are very satisfying.
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xMiss_Maggot
| 7
you suck
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vol4life
| 6
With a kid in the room no one is sucking anything
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Yousuck24
| 21
Was there any point in that comment?
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Michael_92
| 20
No No No you suck!
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4everFucked
| 3
What a cockblock.
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tmaq973
| 7
I would say that it would suck balls, but you're three year old prevents it.
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wow_idc
| 0
Your child is young, so I'm assuming you are relatively young too, OP, and if your relationship is this frayed so early on, imagine the later years! Maybe you were just being too maudlin...
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kyleekay
| 25
Cockblock indeed. Tell him to climb back into his race car bed, and all will be fine.
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mylifesucks_fml
| 1
sounds like you and your wife might need to have a little talk...
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LO388
| 7
Aww another sexless marriage. Oops, sorry for being redundant...
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doctorhook86
| 24
Fuck your wife, OP; she obviously sucks.
Oh wait, that's the problem...
Oh wait, that's the problem...
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snowmount07
| 6
Toddler blocked?
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yahoowizard
| 16
Haha, although she's doing most of the blocking...not sure the kid's at fault
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Nah. In this case, the kid is merely a tool, a means to his wife's ends. His wife's frigid, distant ends.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Tiny-cock block.
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jansdrs
| 19
Todblocked
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theamazingone_12
| 7
thats no bueno senor, hope you can figure out a solution to your predicament
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Byahhh
| 3
And no fucks were given.
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22cute
| 17
One solution is to start your romantic advances OUTSIDE the bedroom. Romance her throughout the day & she'll be interested by bedtime.
Another is to get more creative with quickies and venues. Little kids make sex difficult in the best of relationships.
Another is to get more creative with quickies and venues. Little kids make sex difficult in the best of relationships.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Ray Barone tried that with Debra but for the opposite. So she could let him breath in bed.
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linkinpark98
| 23
Kid-Zoned.
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brackaman
| 18
It seems like her nether regions come with a child lock.
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NomNomMuffin
| 5
Maybe you should talk to her about it
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Yousuck24
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Your wife sounds delightful.
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tmaq973
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I'd say that it sucks balls, but your three year old prevents that.
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shawnaishere
| 14
That's sad, makes me how you found out though
Do you still romance her?
When was the last time you guys went on a date? Think about why she doesn't want to make love. Is she too exhausted? Do you help around the place?