FML : Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as a buffer against any romantic advances. FML

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Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as a buffer against any romantic advances. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 3 July 2012 23:50 / Australia - Melbourne

Intimacy

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By 4everFucked | 3

#4648371 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:29

What a cockblock.

By zandalee | 19

#4648512 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 10:07

Time to ask her why. Did she have a good sex drive before you guys had children?
Do you still romance her?
When was the last time you guys went on a date? Think about why she doesn't want to make love. Is she too exhausted? Do you help around the place?

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By lovelyheadache | 16

#4648361 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:29

Aww man :

xSheaa | 7

#4648562 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 10:34

When people leave useless comments that have no worth to the OP or anyone.

omgcookeys | 15

#4648637 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 11:11

25, When people don't finish their sentences.

gabrielle01 | 0

#4648862 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 13:11

wtf your face is fuck ugly

TriflingAllDay | 6

#4649099 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 15:39

Why did you have to ruin it.

1awliet | 8

#4649373 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 17:23

When water splashes on my ass while taking a shit.

Bluekaren16 | 19

#4650267 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 21:20

72 get a bidet. Those are very satisfying.

By xMiss_Maggot | 7

#4648368 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:31

you suck

vol4life | 6

#4648441 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:46

With a kid in the room no one is sucking anything

Yousuck24 | 21

#4648456 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:50

Was there any point in that comment?

Michael_92 | 19

#4648589 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 10:46

No No No you suck!

By 4everFucked | 3

#4648371 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:29

What a cockblock.

tmaq973 | 7

#4648386 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:31

I would say that it would suck balls, but you're three year old prevents it.

wow_idc | 0

#4648534 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 10:19

Your child is young, so I'm assuming you are relatively young too, OP, and if your relationship is this frayed so early on, imagine the later years! Maybe you were just being too maudlin...

kyleekay | 25

#4648646 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 11:18

Cockblock indeed. Tell him to climb back into his race car bed, and all will be fine.

mylifesucks_fml | 1

#4649049 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 15:23

sounds like you and your wife might need to have a little talk...

LO388 | 7

#4649171 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 16:16

Aww another sexless marriage. Oops, sorry for being redundant...

doctorhook86 | 24

#4649394 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 17:26

Fuck your wife, OP; she obviously sucks.

Oh wait, that's the problem...

By snowmount07 | 6

#4648377 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:29

Toddler blocked?

yahoowizard | 16

#4648421 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:40

Haha, although she's doing most of the blocking...not sure the kid's at fault

laden_swallow09 | 34

#4650498 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 22:36

Nah. In this case, the kid is merely a tool, a means to his wife's ends. His wife's frigid, distant ends.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4650878 - Thursday 5 July 2012 0:05

Tiny-cock block.

jansdrs | 19

#6528455 - Thursday 4 February 2016 15:53

Todblocked

By theamazingone_12 | 7

#4648383 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 9:29

thats no bueno senor, hope you can figure out a solution to your predicament

Byahhh | 3

#4648564 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 10:35

And no fucks were given.

22cute | 17

#4648707 - Wednesday 4 July 2012 12:14

One solution is to start your romantic advances OUTSIDE the bedroom. Romance her throughout the day & she'll be interested by bedtime.
Another is to get more creative with quickies and venues. Little kids make sex difficult in the best of relationships.