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  EpicPear  |  0

Probably an autocorrect since 'b' and 'v' are so close to each other. Same for 'y' and 'u'. Phones can be a little too smart sometimes.

That, or he has fat fingers and sucks at typing.

  GriZzliie  |  3

since Deja vu is from French and in French we say: avoir un Deja vu (having a Deja vu) you can use whatever way you want. stupid anglophones stealing words from other languages!

By  perdix  |  29

Your profile picture should be one of you by yourself.

Anywho, you should be glad he won't be bringing home any strange diseases to you -- he'll be bringing your best friend's familiar diseases -- yay!


cos it's her profile, its a bit awkward when there's more than one person in a picture and you don't know which one is them..
(obviously if you haven't got this person as a friend and don't know them).

  perdix  |  29

Actually, the boyfriend is engaging in a time-shifted threesome. TiVo has changed our thinking that what once was called cheating is now a ménage à trois of convenience.

By  ambowew  |  7

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever, friendship never ends."
I'm guessing you didn't listen to this as a kid -shakes head-

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

^I hope you're joking.

I can now see that it's not OP's boyfriend's fault, though! It was obviously The Spice Girls who screwed OP! I wouldn't mind Victoria's models screwing me, but that's in a whole different way.