Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
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Aerdna87
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awhh your granny has bigger boobs than you
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Renesaga
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Wrong FML.
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Dragons_corner
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wrong FML lol but that's messed up. time for a divorce unless she's got's a blow up doll or some kinds if of life like doll.
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RyGan
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"More than" meaning she had sex once in the past month and you havent been laid in a year ..
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chuchurocket
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maybe she had an affair with marinus
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Kiill3rQu33n16
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#11 is that a crossbreed between a banana and a strawberry???
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TheWhiteDemon
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omg a strawberry shaped like that wuld be fkin awesomeee!!!
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breenarae25
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wrong fml, go back one fml
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Ashley121645
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11 pic looks like a fruit imitation of a
penis. maybe dog or human penis.
penis. maybe dog or human penis.
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FFML_314
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Meet Bob. Bob is a hermaphroditic alcoholic who is unhappy about his penis size.
Take Bob's advice.
Bob is smiling.
Take Bob's advice.
Bob is smiling.
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fmlbrooo
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Again? I'd dump her cheating ass, right after I back-hand slap her with my pimp hand.
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breenarae25
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#36, I have those shorts, they r comfy :)
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ring13
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you can barely even see her shorts..... how do you know?
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A_Khalifa
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lol rape her and dump her in a dark ally
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supasxcprincess
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ha mm cod sure raping her will solve it?
she sounds like a cheating whore who can't get enough dick so it wouldn't be rape anyways.
she sounds like a cheating whore who can't get enough dick so it wouldn't be rape anyways.
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Sm32589g
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this...
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FFML_314
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Meet Bob. Bob is a hermaphroditic alcoholic who is unhappy about his penis size.
Take Bob's advice.
Bob is smiling.
Take Bob's advice.
Bob is smiling.
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FYLDeep
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You're not helping. She was fucking Bob on the side.
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daywalker26
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I think op has the small penis or just doesn't know how to use it.
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greatwyt
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#13 what if the OP had a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge penis? and his wife was afraid?
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tannarox
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omg, FFML314 IS bob!
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sloppyflow
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13 ur epic
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sapm90
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wife or ex?
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Cinn_fml
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Ouch. Well, it's your choice where you go from there, either way, you definately need to talk that one through completely.
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40ozToFreedom
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choice? the only choice is divorce!
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Cinn_fml
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For a lot of people yes, that is how they view it. But there are some people out there who are willing to forgive, others who are willing to forgive based on what the reasons are... Not everyone views everything the same way.
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EvilDave
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Cheaters deserve neither a second chance nor forgiveness. Those that talk as you do are either cheaters themselves or doormats. I am betting you are a cheater.
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Cinn_fml
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Then you misjudge me entirely, EvilDave. I am neither. Personally, I wouldn't forgive anyone who cheated, however not everyone is the same. There are cases when people chose to forgive, for whatever reasons, and for all we know, the OP is one of those people.
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daemonsparta
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more sex in two months than with hey husband in two years. .. thats a LOT of forgiveness
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honeycream
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i wanna know with who?
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DjeePee
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Can't you read? FYLDeep had already told us it was with Bob.
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nadia716
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oh wow :/ seems like a time to move onto better things in life?
btw i hope that's mrs. EX op by now?
btw i hope that's mrs. EX op by now?
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ianmercurio
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just wanna through this out there but your beautiful
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Autoshot
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Good job. Now try using that line with a girl irl face to face and perhaps just maybe, god willing, you won't have to pull your pud for the rest of your life.
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bethan1
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Well that's what happens when a pimp gets married to his ho! Did she at least give you your share of her earnings? If so then I don't see what the fml is.
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kkyl
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that is really stupid
Take Bob's advice.
Bob is smiling.