Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
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naaddzz
| 14
Next time you should knock OP
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buckstop1
| 37
No need to get all pissy about it OP!
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guii_fml
| 24
Arent cats just wonderful
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buckstop1
| 37
No need to get all pissy about it OP!
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naaddzz
| 14
Next time you should knock OP
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primadonna9396
| 16
If someone knocks while my one cat is shitting, she'll get scared and run away to her hiding spot while dropping a few turds on the way over. Thankfully it's not the same cat that takes such foul smelling dumps that it actually wakes me up at night whenever he drops a deuce. Such majestic creatures.
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JustinJK
| 21
That's shitty
bahahahahahahahahahaha
Muahahahahahaha
bahahahahahahahahahaha
Muahahahahahaha
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taterrtots
| 25
you tried. you failed
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booze_n_bitches
| 35
Are any of the FML team here...? Alan...? Can we remove this user, please?
I think you should write in your rule book that using the "shitty" pun will receive a lifetime ban.
I think you should write in your rule book that using the "shitty" pun will receive a lifetime ban.
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freddygasman
| 18
strrrrrrrriiiiiike two
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muarif
| 19
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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deathrise007
| 22
That sucks OP. Hopefully it wasn't too gross. Next time you should knock!
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bitchs_and_hoes
| 20
Aww poor kitty
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_ravens_
| 11
Ladies, please stay seated for the entire performance
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booze_n_bitches
| 35
And gentleman, it's not as big as you think. Please stand closer to the toilet.
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muarif
| 19
Apply some toilet water on the burnt area.
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DrHeartSurgeon
| 15
Strait up savage
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mccrightp
| 29
I have the litter box cover in another large box. It keeps the smell and it might give your cat some privacy.
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Eleora
| 19
Might as well sell the house. lol jk. Cat piss stinks terribly! Bet you had fun cleaning that up.
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Tripartita
| 44
This is why I just leave my cat tied up and in the litter box next to a food dish. I use a similar strategy (and a bit of clothesline) to ensure loved ones cannot abandon me. If you're willing to fi—oh, hold on, somebody is knocking on my door, and I can hear sirens…