By WellPlayedMother
Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually lose anything. Instead, my mom drunkenly admitted to tossing my stuff away and then punishing me for it whenever she was mad at me. FML
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By  WCARlover  |  34

Oh wow this is why I should not go on fml when I'm super tired because I read this as you being grounded for like two or three consecutive years over losing stuff. I need to go back to bed..

  Tripartita  |  44

My guess: people HATE antimetaboles, which are bits of rhetoric in which a sequence of words appears twice, but the order is reversed the second time. E.g. "I know what I like, and I like what I know."

Or it's the fact that humor is entirely subjective… ;P

By  Tannasgh  |  22

As a parent it is inconceivable to me that people treat their children that way. Stay strong and It is my hope for you that you fill your life with people who care about you and treat you with honesty and respect. Peace to you.