By ScarletBuckeye - 09/07/2016 16:38

Today, I didn't want to get sand in my shoes. So I walked down to the beach barefoot. The sand was so hot that it burned the soles of my feet. I now have blisters across the bottom of my feet and between my toes. But at least there's no sand in my shoes. FML
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gosh_mate 30
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Was there any water nearby to walk near / cool off your feet? I have always found the wet sand easier to bear in the middle of summer.

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ScratchCatPower 32
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"...You wish your entire feet were fireproof..." Under the boooardwalk, down by the seeeaaa...

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Dark_Cecilia 20
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You should've just put your shoes back on

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lex1459 38
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Sounds like OP didn't bring their shoes at all

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Angelalalalala 9

They obviously knew that sand was hot as soon as they stepped on it and should have thought to immediately put their shoes back on. It's common sense. Why is #1 getting down voted?

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shepardkinz 19

Because OP didn't bring shoes at all.

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tantanpanda 26

Yes, OP DID bring shoes. It sounds like it was in the car since OP said "so I walked down to the beach barefoot". If OP didn't bring any shoes at all, it would have been "so I went to the beach barefoot". The point is, OP should have realized that the sand was way too hot the moment they began to walk on the sand. it only takes two steps: step on the sand, go back to get your shoes. It's a real feat to burn yourself to the point of blisters.

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ScratchCatPower 32
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"...You wish your entire feet were fireproof..." Under the boooardwalk, down by the seeeaaa...

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ScratchCatPower 32
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Anyone get my reference to the song "Under the Boardwalk" by the Drifters?

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xrudeboyrock 29
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unfortunately, the lyrics are incorrect - maybe that's why.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Clever use of lyrics! That first line was perfect for this FML. 50, how kind of you to pronounce the lyrics as wrong without correcting them.

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Welshite 39
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OP: "Yay! No easily washed off gritty sand in my shoes! Man, I should start walking barefoot everywhere! It might cause irreparable harm, but at least it'll save on laundry."

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dundundundundun 15
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Always bring backup shows to the beach! A lesson hard learned.

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PBplusJ 12

You obviously shouldn't brought out your Blastoise and used Surf in order to skip all the sand!

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Draveren 11
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Yeah, well, in your shoes there are no feet either. More like bloody stumps. O_o

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gosh_mate 30
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Was there any water nearby to walk near / cool off your feet? I have always found the wet sand easier to bear in the middle of summer.

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smallandroid 26
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Next time you should buy some cheap $1 sandals. You can pretty easily rinse the sand off of those.

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hardcorefan16 22
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It's the beach. I dont know why you would suffer going through that much pain for shoes? You can wash them off.

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