no one cares

1, nobody cares. OP, your sister is a jerk/the best. lol Betcha can't wait til she has kids.

the only case when being first is important, is when you bang someone ;)

beat the ho's ass

LMAO, "Don't talk about me, Bitch!" (:

what a bitch! and seriously number 1?

I have only one thing to say to that. Gotta keep that pimp hand strong and slap a bitch!!!!

11, or when you smoke a bowl.

What did number 1 say?

lol, oh no you couldn't get into your own house...so then you proceeded to call your dad and cry about it. seriously it's not a big deal.

29- If you see that the first comment is moderated, the person most likely said "first!" Those people are dumbass'... -_- 32- Have you ever been locked out of your house? It really is a big deal. Especially if it is extremely hot or freezing cold outside.

KingDing- OP is from Hawaii, so I can almost guarantee that it was 82 degrees and sunny. Hardly anything to complain about.

I break in to my own house all the time you can too. Just open a window or find a unlocked door. Or get a big rock....

When one door closes, sometimes life cracks a window. So you can climb inside and kill the bitch that locked the damn door.

"She popped her * out the window..." * = Head? I think you left out a word.

34- It's not like that everywhere and I doubt that it's like that everyday. #32 thinks that it's not a big deal to be locked out of your house, but it would be a big deal if the weather was bad.

haha i was also thinking that...

Wotah a bitch of a sister! smack her one

ahahaha good one :)

lol sounda a bit like my sister, OP :p get a subtle revenge ifyou have to.. but domnt let your attitude ruin your own mood/outllok. thats basically what a friend told me :) or just call a family meeting or something maybe something was buggin your sister... how often is she like that?

hey !! I'm frm Hawaii too! I live on the big island in kona, where do u live op?

well maybe she should be talking about her

O__O That sounds painful..

^ win with the pic

Break a window, climb in, and give her a strong slap across the face. Then lock her out. Wreck the entire place, then get help from people to load your parents camera with what look like pictures of a party. Leave out the back door and come back a while after your parents should be home. Say you gave up and left. Laugh as she's grounded for a month+

I believe the correct term is "slap the Bitch out of her"

true. then she'll hover over your bed at night with a knife in her hand

Kick the door in.