By sucks - 12/03/2009 17:53 - United States

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Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML
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Your mother is a bitch. No offence to you. But its just mean what she did Im sorry.

I say you should get pregnant and see how she responds. (Unless you're male I suppose.)

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seriously, what a fucking bitch.

Youre kidding!!! All abstinent people are doing that cause they cant get any!

see my parents would be happy if I said that because they know I actualy can get laud any time I want

So can anyone.except op. Youre nothing special.i also notice the IF I TOLD THEM THAT part. you have sex too much. *scold*

fuck christianity snd religion in general

that's just tight. I feel for you...:(

slut, suck my penis

Look at the bright side.....if you want to get laid, now you can! If your parents say something, you can call them hypocrites!!!! mwahahahha!!!

thts not f'ed up my dad would encourage getting laid

Your mother is a bitch. No offence to you. But its just mean what she did Im sorry.

I would love it if my mom said that lol then she couldn't get mad if she walked in on me:D

uts better than her asking if he was gay or a whore...

exactly what my parents said.

I would've said, bitch please, and then walked out of the room.

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I say you should get pregnant and see how she responds. (Unless you're male I suppose.)

Male seahorses can hold babies

I don't think male seahorses go on FML much these days.

With regards to what #5 get someone pregnant =]

I second the motion

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I have a boyfriend who is very much into me and I into him, so believe me - I have a choice. And we've both chosen to wait until marriage. Some people actually appreciate how special it is when both partners start off a marriage well, TOGETHER. All the time you are together, you're getting to know each other and building your relationship to be together for the rest of your lives and then when you get married - sex is the last link to your relationship, what helps the two of you become one. :) And I gotta say, its been working great - my boyfriend and I have a better relationship than most other people around us. So yes, some people have a choice. ;)

@197... same here. that's awesome. :)

@179: 1. your bf fucks other girls 2. if not 1., you only going to find out how much he sucks in bed when you can't just dump him anymore

Ignore #225 and #211. I'm making the same choice to wait until I'm married before having sex. I've never cheated on a girlfriend before, I don't watch porn, and currently I'm 21. So those two, and anyone else who thinks that waiting is stupid, are wrong. And even better, by waiting you get to avoid EVERYTHING that comes with having premarital sex, from STDs to unexpected pregnancies. ^_^

holy shit that's brilliant in regards to the first reply

#305 I do agree not all are compatible in bed, however if you have nothing to compare it to and have built that foundation on loving one another for their personality and how well you work as a team, the sexual side doesn't mean as much to you :)

Sort of what #5 and #6 said, get a friend to play along that you are/you got her pregnant. All the fun with getting her freaked out but no after effects...like a child.

the last sentence cracked me up lol