By WOWreally - 25/09/2009 06:24 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid and my husband says "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 940
You deserved it 12 070

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i reckon he was joking, doesnt sound like something you would say seriously

Dmi thats harsh! lol i imagine this sort of thing happening to me in 20 years time.

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i reckon he was joking, doesnt sound like something you would say seriously

Everyone, I know this will come to most of you as a shock... this is NEWTROLLINTOWN... They banned me from posting comments! Everyone who wants my account to be unbanned say WELOVENEWTROLLINTOWN سلام

Well, considering your name I'm not really sure the banning was completely unfair.

This has been on every FML I've read today...and you wonder why you were banned.

we hate n3wtrollintown

I posted it on two.... The other was the one with stepdad leaving him at the bus stop laughing coz it's the one I got banned on. I only posted it on this one coz it's at the top  so now please all hail NEWTROLLINTOWN سلام

go back under the bridge from where you came you retarted troll

NEWTROLLINTOWN/N3WTROLLINTOWN, you make my day lol. I love how these trolls spice up the comment section

I like newtrollintown, and how he's saying "peace" in arabic as his signature. First troll who's looking out for you.

That's arabic? I thought it was a dead mouse or something..

You have NO IDEA how much I just laughed at you #41 You made my week :)

41 is a moron

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Shut the fuck up piece of shit

Agreed with #2. A double YDI because not only did you let yourself go, but you can't take a joke.

Second that. What, do you expect him to bend reality for you? I'm sure by now you must warp the fabric of space and time all by yourself. Please go orbit some other star. YDI

agree with #2 and 35 STFU and dont hate, people shouldnt stop caring about health and fitness after theyre married

Actually, women are gonna gain weight that's just how it is. Definitely after they have children. And we go through a lot, if you haven't noticed..menstrual cycle *cough,cough* and we feel sick and we have nothing to do but eat to take the pain away. Why can't guys just understand that?

I know you are just trying to excuse letting yourself go, but there is no excuse. Ever. My wife knows that if she ever gains weight out of straight up negligence I will take her out back and shoot her like the cow she is. I expect the same from her. Have fun being a fat hog. Atleast my wife and I can still go out in public on the beach and not be repulsive

80- wow, you're a dick. Congrats btw! That's the first time I ever called someone a dick. You're like the kid i knew that shared with the class that he was going to divorce his wife if she ever got stretch marks. People gain weight. Who gives a fuck? You're the reason women starve themselves to look "pretty". You're disgusting. Have fun living in your fantasy world.

because we like hot women

Dmi thats harsh! lol i imagine this sort of thing happening to me in 20 years time.

lmfao well...... kinda deserve it for letting your body go like that? but kind of hurtful when your husband says that to you :( suckssssss

Depending on how old the OP is, when a person gets older, their body does get more saggy no matter what they do. Kinda a mood killer, though

Not only is that could be against her, but you don't know, has she had children and how many?

Well considering that she stuck out her chest, I agree with Emma that she got older and started sagging. Sucks :( ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

honesty is the best isn't it not lol

may we see a demonstration of what you did? :)

I had a similar experience, except it was more like there were no screws and one of the wheels just snapped in half. Then another wheel did the same a few days later, leaving me to try to balance my fat ass on 3 wheels.

I think you've got the wrong FML...

wrong fml dude unless you have chairs in the shower

HAHA, You shower hardcore dude, less wheels next time

To #8 lol, you made me laugh today. I honestly did check the desk chair thread to see if you posted a comment about the shower in that one.

Smack him. Not I'm-gonna-smack-your-ass-cuz-you're-turning-me-on smack but imma-smack-you-for-that-jackass-comment smack! Unless your guy is on life support, it's a commonly known fact women are hypercritical of their outer appearances and no guy, who really does care about you, would ever say that to a girl. Especially not your to your wife! OP's husband: Think you're gonna be getting any ANYTIME soon?!

Yeah! Honesty is overrated! Don't tell me the truth! Tell me what I want to hear! Only I am allowed to acknowledge changes in my appearance! /sarcasm Really? REALLY?

Sounds like someone is going to die alone and depressed.

Well maybe u should just get out naked

he was just calling it as he saw it!!1 but it does sound like a joke. he doesnt seem shallow.